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LIMERICKS 6

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

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crazyH Thu 06-Jun-19 22:50:22

So they got wed and she sat on her throne
While he spent the day high flying a drone
Then off in their yacht
They frolicked a lot
And then realised they were not alone

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crazyH Thu 06-Jun-19 22:51:51

Starting another

Along came a baby and nappies galore

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Jangran99 Thu 06-Jun-19 23:23:06

Along came a baby and nappies galore
Sleepless nights, walking the floor

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callgirl1 Fri 07-Jun-19 00:02:28

Along came a baby and nappies galore
Sleepless nights, walking the floor
Go and buy him a dummy the poor girl cried

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crazyH Fri 07-Jun-19 00:08:32

Along came a baby and nappies galore
Sleepless nights, walking the floor
Go and buy him a dummy the poor girl cried
why should I, he said. you haven't even tried

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FarNorth Fri 07-Jun-19 00:25:49

Along came a baby and nappies galore
Sleepless nights, walking the floor
Go and buy him a dummy the poor girl cried
why should I, he said. you haven't even tried
So, at once, she showed him the door.

The baby was soon sleeping calmly

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crazyH Fri 07-Jun-19 00:53:07

The baby was soon sleeping calmly
Despite the weather being barmy

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henetha Fri 07-Jun-19 11:15:13

The baby was soon sleeping calmly
Despite the weather being barmy
But they ran out of nappies

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FarNorth Fri 07-Jun-19 11:18:39

The baby was soon sleeping calmly
Despite the weather being barmy
But they ran out of nappies
For peepees and crappies

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Jangran99 Fri 07-Jun-19 19:18:11

The baby was soon sleeping calmly
Despite the weather being barmy
But they ran out of nappies
For peepees and crappies
What a mess where the bairn in the pram lay!I

There was a smart kid lived in Crewe

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Bellanonna Fri 07-Jun-19 20:06:18

There was a smart kid lived in Crewe
Who despite an exceptional IQ

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Juliet27 Fri 07-Jun-19 22:07:58

There was a smart kid lived in Crewe
Who despite an exceptional IQ
Found revising a pain

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Jangran99 Fri 07-Jun-19 22:11:59

There was a smart kid lived in Crewe
Who despite an exceptional IQ
Found revising a pain
Was exceedingly vain

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DameJudyClench Fri 07-Jun-19 22:44:46

There was a smart kid lived in Crewe
Who despite an exceptional IQ
Found revising a pain
Was exceedingly vain
And his language was totally blue

I couldn't like plums if I tried

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crazyH Fri 07-Jun-19 22:54:32

I couldn't like plums if I tried
The skin caught my throat and I cried

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DameJudyClench Fri 07-Jun-19 23:09:28

I couldn't like plums if I tried
The skin caught my throat and I cried
They remind me of testes

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crazyH Fri 07-Jun-19 23:31:10

I couldn't like plums if I tried
The skin caught my throat and I cried
They remind me of testes
You mean of your besties ?

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DameJudyClench Fri 07-Jun-19 23:45:27

I couldn't like plums if I tried
The skin caught my throat and I cried
They remind me of testes
You mean of your besties ?
Maybe I'll try them deep fried

There isn't a person in sight

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crazyH Fri 07-Jun-19 23:51:09

There isn't a person in sight
Have they all walked away into the night?

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DameJudyClench Sat 08-Jun-19 00:22:27

There isn't a person in sight
Have they all walked away into the night?
Or got lost in the fog?

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crazyH Sat 08-Jun-19 00:53:25

There isn't a person in sight
Have they all walked away into the night?
Or got lost in the fog?
Or got bit by a dog

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willa45 Sat 08-Jun-19 01:00:40

There isn't a person in sight
Have they all walked away into the night?
Or got lost in the fog?
Or got bit by a dog
Or run off in a terrible fright!

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willa45 Sat 08-Jun-19 01:02:12

There's something hiding in a cave out there

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Jun-19 06:26:08

There's something hiding in a cave out there
I wonder if it's a big, brown grizzly bear

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Jangran99 Sat 08-Jun-19 06:51:34

There's something hiding in a cave out there
I wonder if it's a big, brown grizzly bear
No, it's Puff the Magic Dragon

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