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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

crazyH Thu 06-Jun-19 22:50:22

So they got wed and she sat on her throne
While he spent the day high flying a drone
Then off in their yacht
They frolicked a lot
And then realised they were not alone

crazyH Thu 06-Jun-19 22:51:51

Starting another

Along came a baby and nappies galore

Jangran99 Thu 06-Jun-19 23:23:06

Along came a baby and nappies galore
Sleepless nights, walking the floor

callgirl1 Fri 07-Jun-19 00:02:28

Along came a baby and nappies galore
Sleepless nights, walking the floor
Go and buy him a dummy the poor girl cried

crazyH Fri 07-Jun-19 00:08:32

Along came a baby and nappies galore
Sleepless nights, walking the floor
Go and buy him a dummy the poor girl cried
why should I, he said. you haven't even tried

FarNorth Fri 07-Jun-19 00:25:49

Along came a baby and nappies galore
Sleepless nights, walking the floor
Go and buy him a dummy the poor girl cried
why should I, he said. you haven't even tried
So, at once, she showed him the door.

The baby was soon sleeping calmly

crazyH Fri 07-Jun-19 00:53:07

The baby was soon sleeping calmly
Despite the weather being barmy

henetha Fri 07-Jun-19 11:15:13

The baby was soon sleeping calmly
Despite the weather being barmy
But they ran out of nappies

FarNorth Fri 07-Jun-19 11:18:39

The baby was soon sleeping calmly
Despite the weather being barmy
But they ran out of nappies
For peepees and crappies

Jangran99 Fri 07-Jun-19 19:18:11

The baby was soon sleeping calmly
Despite the weather being barmy
But they ran out of nappies
For peepees and crappies
What a mess where the bairn in the pram lay!I

There was a smart kid lived in Crewe

Bellanonna Fri 07-Jun-19 20:06:18

There was a smart kid lived in Crewe
Who despite an exceptional IQ

Juliet27 Fri 07-Jun-19 22:07:58

There was a smart kid lived in Crewe
Who despite an exceptional IQ
Found revising a pain

Jangran99 Fri 07-Jun-19 22:11:59

There was a smart kid lived in Crewe
Who despite an exceptional IQ
Found revising a pain
Was exceedingly vain

DameJudyClench Fri 07-Jun-19 22:44:46

There was a smart kid lived in Crewe
Who despite an exceptional IQ
Found revising a pain
Was exceedingly vain
And his language was totally blue

I couldn't like plums if I tried

crazyH Fri 07-Jun-19 22:54:32

I couldn't like plums if I tried
The skin caught my throat and I cried

DameJudyClench Fri 07-Jun-19 23:09:28

I couldn't like plums if I tried
The skin caught my throat and I cried
They remind me of testes

crazyH Fri 07-Jun-19 23:31:10

I couldn't like plums if I tried
The skin caught my throat and I cried
They remind me of testes
You mean of your besties ?

DameJudyClench Fri 07-Jun-19 23:45:27

I couldn't like plums if I tried
The skin caught my throat and I cried
They remind me of testes
You mean of your besties ?
Maybe I'll try them deep fried

There isn't a person in sight

crazyH Fri 07-Jun-19 23:51:09

There isn't a person in sight
Have they all walked away into the night?

DameJudyClench Sat 08-Jun-19 00:22:27

There isn't a person in sight
Have they all walked away into the night?
Or got lost in the fog?

crazyH Sat 08-Jun-19 00:53:25

There isn't a person in sight
Have they all walked away into the night?
Or got lost in the fog?
Or got bit by a dog

willa45 Sat 08-Jun-19 01:00:40

There isn't a person in sight
Have they all walked away into the night?
Or got lost in the fog?
Or got bit by a dog
Or run off in a terrible fright!

willa45 Sat 08-Jun-19 01:02:12

There's something hiding in a cave out there

Juliet27 Sat 08-Jun-19 06:26:08

There's something hiding in a cave out there
I wonder if it's a big, brown grizzly bear

Jangran99 Sat 08-Jun-19 06:51:34

There's something hiding in a cave out there
I wonder if it's a big, brown grizzly bear
No, it's Puff the Magic Dragon

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