LIMERICKS 6

There's something hiding in a cave out there
I wonder if it's a big, brown grizzly bear
No, it's Puff the Magic Dragon
With his great big winter coat on

There's something hiding in a cave out there
I wonder if it's a big, brown grizzly bear
No, it's Puff the Magic Dragon
With his great big winter coat on
I shall venture in there just for a dare.

A homeless dog turned his nose up at my crisp

A homeless dog turned his nose up at my crisp
Perhaps he prefers salt and vinegar, will o' the wisp

A homeless dog turned his nose up at my crisp
Perhaps he prefers salt and vinegar, will o' the wisp
Bought the owner a meal deal

A homeless dog turned his nose up at my crisp
Perhaps he prefers salt and vinegar, will o' the wisp
Bought the owner a meal deal
maybe the dog will eat his fill

A homeless dog turned his nose up at my crisp
Perhaps he prefers salt and vinegar, will o' the wisp
Bought the owner a meal deal
maybe the dog will eat his fill
And the man said thank you with a lisp.

A young at heart pensioner from Bude

A young at heart pensioner from Bude
Called the postman something terribly rude

A young at heart pensioner from Bude
Called the postman something terribly rude
But postie stayed cool

A young at heart pensioner from Bude
Called the postman something terribly rude
But postie stayed cool
He goes by the rule

A young at heart pensioner from Bude
Called the postman something terribly rude
But postie stayed cool
He goes by the rule
No point in starting a feud

He just carried on with his round

He just carried on with his round
Calmly earning his honest pound

He just carried on with his round
Calmly earning his honest pound
His bag got so heavy

He just carried on with his round
Calmly earning his honest pound
His bag got so heavy
He called out to Trev - "Eh!"

He just carried on with his round
Calmly earning his honest pound
His bag got so heavy
He called out to Trev - "Eh!"
"Help mate,then to the pub we'll be bound".

I'm fed-up with Facebook and Twitter

I'm fed-up with Facebook and Twitter
And trolls who are rude and so bitter

I'm fed-up with Facebook and Twitter
And trolls who are rude and so bitter
Manipulation of truth, plus fake news

I'm fed-up with Facebook and Twitter
And trolls who are rude and so bitter
Manipulation of truth, plus fake news
Give me a real dose of the blues

I'm fed-up with Facebook and Twitter
And trolls who are rude and so bitter
Manipulation of truth, plus fake news
Give me a real dose of the blues
And everyone else in a dither

A parrot that spoke in choice words

A parrot that spoke in choice words
As he stepped into a small pile of turds (sorry it sounds rude)!

A parrot that spoke in choice words
As he stepped into a small pile of turds,
He said "that`s not my doing"

A parrot that spoke in choice words
As he stepped into a small pile of turds,
He said "that`s not my doing"
"So who did that pooing?"

A parrot that spoke in choice words
As he stepped into a small pile of turds,
He said "that`s not my doing"
"So who did that pooing?"I
It must be some pretty queer birds.

I never can make up my mind

I never can make up my mind
I’m just one of the dithering kind

I never can make up my mind
I’m just one of the dithering kind
I'll ha and I'll hum