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LIMERICKS 6

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

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crazyH Mon 17-Jun-19 14:33:14

There's now been a photo of young Archie's eyes
Just like all infants, lovely 'til he cries
So ring for the nanny
Or ask great grannie

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Jun-19 15:59:40

There's now been a photo of young Archie's eyes
Just like all infants, lovely 'til he cries
So ring for the nanny
Or ask great grannie
To calm him they'll both be so wise.

A generous young man from Leeds

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crazyH Mon 17-Jun-19 16:43:20

A generous young man from Leeds
Was very conscious of people's needs

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Jun-19 18:11:11

A generous young man from Leeds
Was very conscious of people's needs
He set up a scheme

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Bellanonna Mon 17-Jun-19 19:33:05

A generous young man from Leeds
Was very conscious of people's needs
He set up a scheme
To help realise a dream

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Jun-19 22:43:58

A generous young man from Leeds
Was very conscious of people's needs
He set up a scheme
To help realise a dream
And many were helped by his deeds.

I sleep badly when it’s full moon

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crazyH Mon 17-Jun-19 22:54:32

I sleep badly when it’s full moon
So when the sun comes up, I sleep till noon

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Juliet27 Tue 18-Jun-19 03:06:09

I sleep badly when it’s full moon
So when the sun comes up, I sleep till noon
It’s 3 am - I’m wide awake

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Bellanonna Tue 18-Jun-19 08:06:31

I sleep badly when it’s full moon
So when the sun comes up, I sleep till noon
It’s 3 am - I’m wide awake
I need to sleep for goodness sake

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crazyH Tue 18-Jun-19 09:24:38

I sleep badly when it’s full moon
So when the sun comes up, I sleep till noon
It’s 3 am - I’m wide awake
I need to sleep for goodness sake
Don't worry, you'll get there soon.

It's going to be one of those days

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Jangran99 Tue 18-Jun-19 09:52:55

It's going to be one of those days
When I lie around and just laze

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henetha Tue 18-Jun-19 10:47:29

It's going to be one of those days
When I lie around and just laze
But the floor needs a scrub

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FarNorth Tue 18-Jun-19 10:53:01

It's going to be one of those days
When I lie around and just laze
But the floor needs a scrub
Likewise the bathtub

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Jangran99 Tue 18-Jun-19 12:06:41

It's going to be one of those days
When I lie around and just laze
But the floor needs a scrub
Likewise the bathtub
Who cares, I'll stay here on the chaise.

I don't often have days to myself

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crazyH Tue 18-Jun-19 13:50:07

I don't often have days to myself
When I can slowly tidy my shelf

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FarNorth Tue 18-Jun-19 14:11:13

I don't often have days to myself
When I can slowly tidy my shelf
Which is ever such fun

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crazyH Tue 18-Jun-19 14:57:55

I don't often have days to myself
When I can slowly tidy my shelf
Which is ever such fun
Rather do a five mile run (not!!)

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Oldandverygrey Tue 18-Jun-19 16:11:26

I don't often have days to myself
When I can slowly tidy my shelf
Which is ever such fun
Rather do a five mile run
So much better I think for my health

A strange thing happened the other day

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Juliet27 Tue 18-Jun-19 17:18:46

A strange thing happened the other day
I was walking home and on the way

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Jangran99 Tue 18-Jun-19 17:48:16

A strange thing happened the other day
I was walking home and on the way
I chanced upon a wishing well

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Bellanonna Tue 18-Jun-19 19:56:16

A strange thing happened the other day
I was walking home and on the way
I chanced upon a wishing well
And wondered if it could foretell

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crazyH Tue 18-Jun-19 20:33:37

A strange thing happened the other day
I was walking home and on the way
I chanced upon a wishing well
And wondered if it could foretell
That one day soon, I will have my say .

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crazyH Tue 18-Jun-19 20:34:44

The girls and I had a grand old time

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FarNorth Tue 18-Jun-19 20:44:12

The girls and I had a grand old time
Playing with words to make a rhyme

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callgirl1 Tue 18-Jun-19 21:39:10

The girls and I had a grand old time
Playing with words to make a rhyme
We tried who, why what ,where and how,

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