LIMERICKS 6

The girls and I had a grand old time
Playing with words to make a rhyme
We tried who, why what ,where and how,
So what do we do now

The girls and I had a grand old time
Playing with words to make a rhyme
We tried who, why what ,where and how,
So what do we do now
Can't do more, so we'll start a mime

Often wished I could go to a prom

Often wished I could go to a prom
but my beau was a soldier named Tom

Often wished I could go to a prom
But my beau was a soldier named Tom
In his defence its fair to say

Often wished I could go to a prom
But my beau was a soldier named Tom
In his defence its fair to say
He took my breath away

Often wished I could go to a prom
But my beau was a soldier named Tom
In his defence its fair to say
He took my breath away
Until I meet a hot sailor called Dom.

But sadly Dom danced with two left feet

But sadly Dom danced with two left feet
He just couldn't keep up with the beat!!

But sadly Dom danced with two left feet
He just couldn't keep up with the beat!!
So she looked to the skies

But sadly Dom danced with two left feet
He just couldn't keep up with the beat!!
So she looked to the skies
For guidance so wise

But sadly Dom danced with two left feet
He just couldn't keep up with the beat!!
So she looked to the skies
For guidance so wise
And an RAF flier called Pete

Oops?

Now Pete was a hotLatin dancer

Now Pete was a hotLatin dancer
But was also a bit of a chancer

Now Pete was a hotLatin dancer
But was also a bit of a chancer
He caused a fandango

Now Pete was a hotLatin dancer
But was also a bit of a chancer
He caused a fandango
With his Argentine tango

Now Pete was a hot Latin dancer
But was also a bit of a chancer
He caused a fandango
With his Argentine tango
And in his rumba, a torrid romancer ?

Is it true what they say about sailors

Is it true what they say about sailors
They wouldn`t make very good jailers

Is it true what they say about sailors
They wouldn`t make very good jailers
With a girl in each port

Is it true what they say about sailors
They wouldn`t make very good jailers
With a girl in each port
They wear a smart new coat

Is it true what they say about sailors
They wouldn`t make very good jailers
With a girl in each port
They wear a smart new coat
With a compliment to all their tailors

They cast off their bell bottomed trousers

They cast off their bell bottomed trousers
In the hope of finding new spouses

There’s a strange little man by the lake
Who encountered a green speckled snake

Sorry, I seem to have gotten the wrong Limerick. Another try....

They cast off their bell bottomed trousers
In the hope of finding new spouses
Since they were going 'commando'

They cast off their bell bottomed trousers
In the hope of finding new spouses
Since they were going 'commando'
I'm afraid they were 'all show'

They cast off their bell bottomed trousers
In the hope of finding new spouses
Since they were going 'commando'
I'm afraid they were 'all show'
They were all rebel rousers

Today I am going to the beach

Today I am going to the beach
Even if the sun's out of reach