What fun thing can I do to keep fit It should grab me so that then I won’t quit I'm thinking of boxing, where men will attend So a handsome boyfriend I could apprehend But if I get knocked out I will really spit!
What fun thing can I do to keep fit It should grab me so that then I won’t quit I'm thinking of boxing, where men will attend So a handsome boyfriend I could apprehend
Why can't I get rid of this sore throat I've swallowed the prescription the doctor wrote My friend said, never mind, here's my advice Gargle with gin every day at least twice And those troubles will all be remote
Why can't I get rid of this sore throat I've swallowed the prescription the doctor wrote My friend said, never mind, here's my advice Gargle with gin every day at least twice
Why can't I get rid of this sore throat I've swallowed the prescription the doctor wrote My friend said, never mind, here's my advice Jump up and down then sing Wenceslas twice
Why can't I get rid of this sore throat I've swallowed the prescription the doctor wrote My friend said, never mind, here's my advice Gargle with gin every day at least twice
A Gypsy once gazed into a Crystal Ball Saying "Give me silver and I'll tell all" But the things she revealed I’d prefer were concealed But one thing I'll say, he was tall
A Gypsy once gazed into a crystal ball Saying "Give me silver and I`ll tell all" But the things she revealed I`d prefer were concealed And I don`t want them ever recalled.
There's a scoundrel that's out on the loose By the name of Frank Percival Puss So guard the bird table As much as you’re able or the feathers will line your 'Caboose'