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LIMERICKS 6

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

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henetha Mon 25-Mar-19 14:02:00

Many species are seen on our shores
Found also on so many specific moors,
On Dartmoor there's ponies

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Panache Mon 25-Mar-19 14:34:55

Many species are seen on our shores
Found also on so many specific moors,
On Dartmoor there's ponies
Amidst some old cronies

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Jangran99 Mon 25-Mar-19 16:29:45

Many species are seen on our shores
Found also on so many specific moors,
On Dartmoor there's ponies
Amidst some old cronies
Enjoying fresh air out of doors

Has anyone seen my old fella

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Bellanonna Mon 25-Mar-19 23:12:51

Has anyone seen my old fella
He went out to get mortadella

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Jangran99 Mon 25-Mar-19 23:57:08

Has anyone seen my old fella
He went out to get mortadella
But he hasn't come home

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Bellanonna Tue 26-Mar-19 09:44:01

Has anyone seen my old fella
He went out to get mortadella
But he hasn't come home
Has he flown off to Rome? ?

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henetha Tue 26-Mar-19 10:23:38

Has anyone seen my old fella
He went out to get mortadella
But he hasn't come home
Has he flown off to Rome? ?
Or Alaska where he'll need an umbrella.

Grandma's baking apple pie today

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Jangran99 Tue 26-Mar-19 10:26:36

Grandma's baking apple pie today
Grandkids are coming over to play

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Panache Tue 26-Mar-19 17:55:56

Grandma's baking apple pie today
Grandkids are coming over to play
Home cooking a treat

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Jangran99 Tue 26-Mar-19 22:33:04

Grandma's baking apple pie today
Grandkids are coming over to play
Home cooking a treat

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Jangran99 Tue 26-Mar-19 22:35:12

Grandma's baking apple pie today
Grandkids are coming over to play
Home cooking a treat
Come ,take a seat

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 27-Mar-19 08:09:08

Grandmas' baking apple pie today
Grandkids are coming over to play
Home cooking for a treat
Come, take a seat
With cream or custard, you say?

By 'eck Mother, we're sick of the 'B' word

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Jangran99 Wed 27-Mar-19 08:17:42

By 'eck Mother, we're sick of the 'B' word
Wish there was someone to take us forward

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henetha Wed 27-Mar-19 10:50:34

By 'eck Mother, we're sick of the 'B' word
Wish there was someone to take us forward
It's a bloomin' fine mess

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Panache Thu 28-Mar-19 12:49:34

By 'eck Mother, we're sick of the 'B' word
Wish there was someone to take us forward
It's a bloomin' fine mess
I would not like to guess

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henetha Fri 29-Mar-19 11:31:31

By 'eck Mother, we're sick of the 'B' word
Wish there was someone to take us forward
It's a bloomin' fine mess
I would not like to guess
Our future with this lot who are backward!

So let's keep away from all politicians

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Panache Fri 29-Mar-19 11:36:01

So let's keep away from all politicians
Clearly this lot knows not their mission

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travelsafar Fri 29-Mar-19 18:04:10

So let's keep away from all politicians
Clearly this lot knows not their mission
They act like spoilt brats and could do with a wack!!!

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Panache Fri 29-Mar-19 20:24:23

So let's keep away from all politicians
Clearly this lot knows not their mission
They act like spoilt brats and could do with a wack!!!
Plain common sense they surely lack!

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henetha Sat 30-Mar-19 10:45:32

So let's keep away from all politicians
Clearly this lot knows not their mission
They act like spoilt brats and could do with a wack!!!
Plain common sense they surely lack!
I'd be better than them but I've no ambition!

Vanessa has bought a new little puppy

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Jangran99 Sat 30-Mar-19 23:07:21

Vanessa has bought a new little puppy
But she went in the shop for a guppy

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Panache Sun 31-Mar-19 00:41:38

Vanessa has bought a new little puppy
But she went in the shop for a guppy
So she gave away the bowl

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henetha Sun 31-Mar-19 11:40:20

Vanessa has bought a new little puppy
But she went in the shop for a guppy
So she gave away the bowl
'Cos owning a fish wasn't her goal

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Panache Sun 31-Mar-19 11:46:42

Vanessa has bought a new little puppy
But she went in the shop for a guppy
So she gave away the bowl
'Cos owning a fish wasn't her goal
After all she was supposed a real yuppie!

Fresh air and sunshine sets the scene

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Jangran99 Sun 31-Mar-19 23:23:15

Fresh air and sunshine sets the scene
To sit outside I'm really keen

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