LIMERICKS 6

Many species are seen on our shores
Found also on so many specific moors,
On Dartmoor there's ponies

Many species are seen on our shores
Found also on so many specific moors,
On Dartmoor there's ponies
Amidst some old cronies

Many species are seen on our shores
Found also on so many specific moors,
On Dartmoor there's ponies
Amidst some old cronies
Enjoying fresh air out of doors

Has anyone seen my old fella

Has anyone seen my old fella
He went out to get mortadella

Has anyone seen my old fella
He went out to get mortadella
But he hasn't come home

Has anyone seen my old fella
He went out to get mortadella
But he hasn't come home
Has he flown off to Rome? ?

Has anyone seen my old fella
He went out to get mortadella
But he hasn't come home
Has he flown off to Rome? ?
Or Alaska where he'll need an umbrella.

Grandma's baking apple pie today

Grandma's baking apple pie today
Grandkids are coming over to play

Grandma's baking apple pie today
Grandkids are coming over to play
Home cooking a treat

Grandma's baking apple pie today
Grandkids are coming over to play
Home cooking a treat

Grandma's baking apple pie today
Grandkids are coming over to play
Home cooking a treat
Come ,take a seat

Grandmas' baking apple pie today
Grandkids are coming over to play
Home cooking for a treat
Come, take a seat
With cream or custard, you say?

By 'eck Mother, we're sick of the 'B' word

By 'eck Mother, we're sick of the 'B' word
Wish there was someone to take us forward

By 'eck Mother, we're sick of the 'B' word
Wish there was someone to take us forward
It's a bloomin' fine mess

By 'eck Mother, we're sick of the 'B' word
Wish there was someone to take us forward
It's a bloomin' fine mess
I would not like to guess

By 'eck Mother, we're sick of the 'B' word
Wish there was someone to take us forward
It's a bloomin' fine mess
I would not like to guess
Our future with this lot who are backward!

So let's keep away from all politicians

So let's keep away from all politicians
Clearly this lot knows not their mission

So let's keep away from all politicians
Clearly this lot knows not their mission
They act like spoilt brats and could do with a wack!!!

So let's keep away from all politicians
Clearly this lot knows not their mission
They act like spoilt brats and could do with a wack!!!
Plain common sense they surely lack!

So let's keep away from all politicians
Clearly this lot knows not their mission
They act like spoilt brats and could do with a wack!!!
Plain common sense they surely lack!
I'd be better than them but I've no ambition!

Vanessa has bought a new little puppy

Vanessa has bought a new little puppy
But she went in the shop for a guppy

Vanessa has bought a new little puppy
But she went in the shop for a guppy
So she gave away the bowl

Vanessa has bought a new little puppy
But she went in the shop for a guppy
So she gave away the bowl
'Cos owning a fish wasn't her goal

Vanessa has bought a new little puppy
But she went in the shop for a guppy
So she gave away the bowl
'Cos owning a fish wasn't her goal
After all she was supposed a real yuppie!

Fresh air and sunshine sets the scene

Fresh air and sunshine sets the scene
To sit outside I'm really keen