LIMERICKS 6

Fresh air and sunshine sets the scene
To sit outside I'm really keen
A glass of wine, a blackbird sings

Fresh air and sunshine sets the scene
To sit outside I'm really keen
A glass of wine, a blackbird sings,
Ignoring any bell that rings

Fresh air and sunshine sets the scene
To sit outside I'm really keen
A glass of wine, a blackbird sings,
Ignoring any bell that rings
What a great picture, so serene

On the harbour boats of every hue

On the harbour boats of every hue,
Owners worried 'cos the fees are due!

On the harbour boats of every hue,
Owners worried 'cos the fees are due!
Happy-go-lucky sailors sail on

On the harbour boats of every hue,
Owners worried 'cos the fees are due!
Happy-go-lucky sailors sail on
Waving merrily till they're gone

On the harbour boats of every hue,
Owners worried 'cos the fees are due!
Happy-go-lucky sailors sail on
Waving merrily till they're gone
Keeping the far horizon in view

It’s fun to sit watching shoppers

It’s fun to sit watching shoppers
Using credit cards instead of coppers

It’s fun to sit watching shoppers
Using credit cards instead of coppers
It lightens the purse

It’s fun to sit watching shoppers
Using credit cards instead of coppers
It lightens the purse
Then statements they'll curse

It’s fun to sit watching shoppers
Using credit cards instead of coppers
It lightens the purse
Then statements they'll curse
They may even end up as paupers!

People watching is truly a favourite of mine

People watching is truly a favourite of mine
Out-of-doors in Paris while drinking some wine

People watching is truly a favourite of mine
Out-of-doors in Paris while drinking some wine
Noting all those Paree styles

People watching is truly a favourite of mine
Out-of-doors in Paris while drinking some wine
Noting all those Paree styles
And the happy, sunny smiles

People watching is truly a favourite of mine
Out-of-doors in Paris while drinking some wine
Noting all those Paree styles
And the happy, sunny smiles,
The Madames, the Monsieurs, so divine.

I'd love to climb the Eiffel Tower again

The best limericks are funny and clever
And here is my latest endeavour
I can’t think of a rhyme
So I’ll give up this time
So this is my silliest ever!

I'd love to climb the Eiffel Tower again
I wouldn't care if there was sun or rain

Warmthlover, you are welcome to join in but we each add a line ?

I'd love to climb the Eiffel Tower again
I wouldn't care if there was sun or rain
The Paris views are stunning

I'd love to climb the Eiffel Tower again
I wouldn't care if there was sun or rain
The Paris views are stunning
No way are we running!!

I'd love to climb the Eiffel Tower again
I wouldn't care if there was sun or rain
The Paris views are stunning
No way are we running!!
The magic of this city will never wane

Now let’s have something lighthearted

Now let’s have something lighthearted,
Like, about a vicar who farted?

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Now let’s have something lighthearted,
Like, about a vicar who farted?
Yeah, felt sorry for the bloke

Now let’s have something lighthearted,
Like, about a vicar who farted?
Yeah, felt sorry for the bloke
Who was going for broke!

Now let’s have something lighthearted,
Like, about a vicar who farted?
Yeah, felt sorry for the bloke
Who was going for broke!
When flatulence and dignity parted

The congregation couldn't help smiling

The congregation couldn't help smiling
The thought in their minds most beguiling