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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

henetha Wed 24-Apr-19 10:50:24

His wife though had quite differing plans
Yearning for a life in camper-vans

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 24-Apr-19 11:52:33

His wife though had quite differing plans
Yearning for a life in camper-vans
Round the coastline she'd travel

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 25-Apr-19 08:33:14

His wife though had quite differing plans
Yearning for a life in camper-vans
But will her dreams unravel? (Sorry, tricky to rhyme)

Jangran99 Thu 25-Apr-19 10:10:20

His wife though had quite differing plans
Yearning for a life in camper-vans
But will her dreams unravel? (Sorry, tricky to rhyme)
Prevent her urge to travel

henetha Thu 25-Apr-19 10:24:58

His wife though had quite differing plans
Yearning for a life in camper-vans
But will her dreams unravel? (Sorry, tricky to rhyme)
Prevent her urge to travel,
Let's hope she's a pioneering rebel for all Nans!

What a stupid idea to cut pensioners perks

grandtanteJE65 Thu 25-Apr-19 16:47:27

What a stupid idea to cut pensioners' perks.
Just shows you, politicians are really such jerks!

BradfordLass72 Fri 26-Apr-19 08:35:35

What a stupid idea to cut pensioners' perks.
Just shows you, politicians are really such jerks!
Salaries tax-free plus bonus

henetha Fri 26-Apr-19 10:48:08

What a stupid idea to cut pensioners' perks.
Just shows you, politicians are really such jerks!
Salaries tax-free plus bonus
But they don't jolly well own us!

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 26-Apr-19 12:51:25

What a stupid idea to cut pensioners' perks
Just shows you, politicians are really such jerks!
Salaries tax-free plus bonus
But they don't jolly well own us!
'neath our breasts huge resentment therein lurks.

Oh no, Miss Widddecombe's back on the telly

Juliet27 Sat 27-Apr-19 08:39:10

Oh no, Miss Widddecombe's back on the telly
Again we’ll be seeing her belly

Jangran99 Sat 27-Apr-19 09:21:55

Oh no, Miss Widddecombe's back on the telly
Again we’ll be seeing her belly
But Nigel's no Anton du Beke

Rosieroe Sat 27-Apr-19 09:25:57

Oh no, Miss Widddecombe's back on the telly
Again we’ll be seeing her belly
But Nigel's no Anton du Beke
She should wind in her neck

henetha Sat 27-Apr-19 09:47:50

Oh no, Miss Widddecombe's back on the telly
Again we’ll be seeing her belly
But Nigel's no Anton du Beke
She should wind in her neck
And stick to feeding her face in the deli.

But who, out of all these nuts, gets my vote?

Juliet27 Sat 27-Apr-19 10:53:40

But who, out of all these nuts, gets my vote?
Not one of them enables me to dote

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 27-Apr-19 13:24:49

But who, out of all these nuts, gets my vote?
Not one of them enables me to dote
Shall I spoil my voting slip?

Juliet27 Sat 27-Apr-19 14:42:51

But who, out of all these nuts, gets my vote?
Not one of them enables me to dote
Shall I spoil my voting slip?
Risk being given a load of lip?

grandtanteJE65 Sat 27-Apr-19 16:20:05

But who, out of all these nuts, gets my vote?
Not one of them enables me to dote
Shall I spoil my voting slip?
Risk being given a load of lip?
Or vote for a wily old stoat?

Whatever we do, we'll be wrong!

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 27-Apr-19 17:02:44

Whatever we do, we'll be wrong!
So many MPs leave a nasty pong

Jangran99 Sun 28-Apr-19 00:06:19

Whatever we do, we'll be wrong!
So many MPs leave a nasty pong
So let's give them a fright

Juliet27 Sun 28-Apr-19 06:54:31

Whatever we do, we'll be wrong!
So many MPs leave a nasty pong
So let's give them a fright
We’ll put up a fight

henetha Sun 28-Apr-19 11:31:10

Whatever we do, we'll be wrong!
So many MPs leave a nasty pong
So let's give them a fright
We’ll put up a fight
And they won't be our MPs for long!

So could Boris be our next leader?

grandtanteJE65 Sun 28-Apr-19 11:57:48

So could Boris be our next leader?
I'll leave that one to you, the next reader.

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 28-Apr-19 18:22:56

So could Boris be our next leader?
I'll leave that one to you, the next reader
To a certain type he may be appealing

Jangran99 Sun 28-Apr-19 19:52:58

So could Boris be our next leader?
I'll leave that one to you, the next reader
To a certain type he may be appealing
As his manifesto he’s revealingblush

henetha Mon 29-Apr-19 10:31:28

So could Boris be our next leader?
I'll leave that one to you, the next reader
To a certain type he may be appealing
As his manifesto he’s revealing
Oh no!, let's keep Theresa, we need 'er!

So a pretty young lady from Eccles

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