Limericks 6

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt

Didn't refresh!

The neighbours are out in the garden today

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay

An old war veteran from Blighty
Began to feel just a little bit flighty
He strutted around
Making military sounds
And dreaming of an Aphrodite.

But goddesses in short supply

An old war veteran from Blighty
Began to feel just a little bit flighty
He strutted around
Making military sounds
Till a fair maiden came out in her nightie.

The neighbours are out in the garden today

An old war veteran from Blighty
Began to feel just a little bit flighty
He strutted around
Making military sounds

An old war veteran from Blighty
Began to feel just a bit flighty
He strutted around

An old war veteran from Blighty
Began to feel just a bit flighty

In no time he felt a lot better
And he covered his shirt with a sweater
Alas, his tummy was too round
He felt tightly bound
And soon felt the need to unfetter

An old war veteran from Blighty

In no time he felt a lot better
And he covered his shirt with a sweater
Alas, his tummy was too round
He felt tightly bound

In no time he felt a lot better
And he covered his shirt with a sweater
Alas, his tummy was too round

In no time, he felt a lot better
And he covered his shirt with a sweater

He bought a snazzy Hawaiian shirt
So tight round his tum that it actually hurt
People stared, and they laughed
And they said "he's quite daft"
When they saw him completely inert.

In no time, he felt a lot better

And they said "he's quite daft"

He bought a snazzy Hawaiian shirt
So tight round his tum that it actually hurt
People stared, and they laughed

He bought a snazzy Hawaiian shirt
So tight round his tum that it actually hurt

Once on a holiday in Italy
The young and beautiful looked at him pityingly
Wearing socks with his sandals
He caught the eye of some vandals
He went public to highlight the scoundrels.

He bought a snazzy Hawaiian shirt

Once on a holiday in Italy
The young and beautiful looked at him pityingly
Wearing socks with his sandals
He caught the eye of some vandals

Something went wrong there, libra10.

Once on a holiday in Italy
The young and beautiful looked at him pityingly
Wearing socks with his sandals

She was terribly embarrassed
when the ring she had cherished

Once on a holiday in Italy
The young and beautiful looked at him pityingly

Walking out in his panama hat it rained
It's going to be ruined he loudly complained
So he covered it in plastic
Held by a band elastic
And was happy it never got stained.

Once on a holiday in Italy

Walking out in his panama hat it rained
It's going to be ruined he loudly complained
So he covered it in plastic
Held by a band elastic

Walking out in his panama hat it rained
It's going to be ruined he loudly complained
So he covered it in plastic