Limericks 6

Outside treats are duly up my street
The flowers, trees and birds are very neat
The blossom is so cheering

Outside treats are duly up my street
The flowers, trees and birds are very neat
The blossom is so cheering
And the birdsong which I'm hearing

Outside treats are duly up my street
The flowers, trees and birds are very neat
The blossom is so cheering
And the birdsong which I'm hearing
Nature truly is such an amazing feat

Shorts and open top sportscars aplenty

Shorts and open top sports cars aplenty
For a weekend at my fisherman's 'penty'

Shorts and open top sports cars aplenty
For a weekend at my fisherman's 'penty'
But the rain came down

Shorts and open top sports cars aplenty
For a weekend at my fisherman's 'penty'
But the rain came down
Which caused a frown

Shorts and open top cars aplenty
For a weekend at my fisherman's 'penty'
But the rain came down
Which caused a frown
The weather does matter, that's elementary.

It turned me into a bad tempered blighter

It turned me into a bad tempered blighter
And from a mere boxer into a real fighter

It turned me into a bad tempered blighter
And from a mere boxer into a real fighter,
I'm tough as Schwarzenegger!

It turned me into a bad tempered blighter
And from a mere boxer into a real fighter
I'm tough as Schwarzenegger!
I'd rather be a chooser than a beggar

It turned me into a bad tempered blighter
And from a mere boxer into a real fighter
I'm tough as Schwarzenegger!
I'd rather be a chooser than a beggar
And as for the sword I `d rather be mightier!

Coming back down from up on high

Coming back down from up on high
Landing at Heathrow, why oh, why
isn't there a luggage trolley in sight?

Coming back from up on high
Landing at Heathrow, why oh why
Isn't there a luggage trolley in sight?
That excess baggage doesn't weigh light

Coming back from up on high
Landing at Heathrow, why oh why
Isn't there a luggage trolley in sight?
That excess baggage doesn't weigh light
I vow again never to fly!

But my cousin flew in from Peru

But my cousin flew in from Peru
Who then joined a very long queue

But my cousin flew in from Peru
Who then joined a very long queue
At Customs they said

But my cousin flew in from Peru
Who then joined a very long queue
At Customs they said
"Hope you've brought a bed"!

But my cousin flew in from Peru
Who then joined a very long queue
At Customs they said
"Hope you've brought a bed"!
Or a futon's acceptable too.

Now why would you want to stay here?

Now why would you want to stay here?
C'mon, let's roll out the beer!

Now why would you want to stay here?
C'mon, let's roll out the beer!
A game or maybe two?

Now why would you want to stay here?
C'mon, let's roll out the beer!
A game or maybe two?
Why not 'Give us a Clue'?

Now why would you want to stay here?
C'mon, let's roll out the beer!
A game or maybe two?
Why not 'Give us a Clue'?
Are you sure you're not a Brexiteer?

So Flossie the Fairy turned sixty

So Flossie the Fairy turned sixty
Who was inclined to be rather ditzy

So Flossie the Fairy turned sixty
Who was inclined to be rather ditzy
A party was thrown that went on all night,