Gransnet Summmer Jamboree ????

Lager (and lemonade for shandies)

Mulligatawny soup

Night stars

Onion bhajis

Pasta (cold for breakfast)

Queens crowns/coronets ......we could all wear one
(Even Rufus)

Red eyes?

Ricotta

Salted peanuts

Tofu?

Queens crowns/coronets crown......we could all wear one, even Rufus.
I thought I could hear my name being taken in vain!
Remember, I wasn't born yesterday and au fait with all your feminine wiles. I'll be wearing my army-surplus tin hat complete with camouflage netting as I come swinging out of those trees singing "I'm the King of the Jungle"; after all there might be a welcoming party armed soup ladles and stale rock cakes.
Btw. could you please leave my doggy bags of left-overs by the 5-bar gate; I assume the English meadow has one?
Thank you!

Unsalted peanuts

Vanilla ice cream

Of course Rufus you are most welcome, but do be careful swinging through the silver birches, you could put your back out.We do have a gate to our meadow, you could have a swing on that if you like?Far safer!

Wasp swatter......our jam sarnies are attracting them????????

Wasp swatter......our jam sarnies are attracting them??
With your current "summer" all their nests must be flooded!
I'm not a DH so I thought I was already invited, but thanks again!
And on second thoughts it not my back I'll be worried about! Currently I'm wallowing in heaps of nostalgia in MacArthur Park; why not join me? You can leave all your Jamboree cakes out in the rain, except ,of course, the ones you've put on one side for my imminent birthday! You're too kind!

I meant that you were most welcome to swing in through the trees and surprise us Rufus ( you are already in our meadow eating all our food! ?)Bring some cooked prawns from your barby/barbie ?Yummy.
We don’t mind a drop of rain, we have all weather gear.?

X-rated behaviour?

Yawns (such a lot of fun now really tired)

Zabaglione

Apple juice

Brioches

Camomile tea

surprise us Rufus ( you are already in our meadow eating all our food)
Eh! What I had in mind would really be a surprise, but the only swinging I'm planning now is to swing by that 5bar gate to pick up those doggy bags. And forget the prawns Yuk!

Danish pastries ( preferably almond or could be plain with Damson jam)

English breakfast (full)?