Grape juice
(and did you know that 'paraphernalia' were the goods and chattels a woman took with her into marriage and, if she left it, the only things she was allowed to take away?
French school children on strike
Among all the scientific subjects, chemistry is the worst


How about a Weight-for- Age Shopping Trolley Race with bottles of plonk (unopened) as weights; we'll need an adjacent carpark surface seeing as how trolleys won't take kindly to grass with all 4 wheels tending to go in all directions, other than straight ahead. 

