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Limericks 8

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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henetha Fri 09-Aug-19 10:17:48

There was a young man from Milngavie
Who bought a splendiferous tie
It glowed in the dark

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FarNorth Fri 09-Aug-19 09:55:40

There was a young man from Milngavie
Who bought a splendiferous tie

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Jangran99 Fri 09-Aug-19 08:32:23

ve won six million on the Lottery!
I'm so excited I'm nearly dottery
I'll treat family and friends
Begging calls never ends
Champagne is making me tottery

There was a young man from Milngavie

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BradfordLass72 Fri 09-Aug-19 00:46:45

've won six million on the Lottery!
I'm so excited I'm nearly dottery
I'll treat family and friends
Begging calls never ends

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Amagran Fri 09-Aug-19 00:02:46

I've won six million on the Lottery!
I'm so excited I'm nearly dottery
I'll treat family and friends

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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:02:15

I've won six million on the Lottery!
I'm so excited I'm nearly dottery

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 08-Aug-19 22:38:47

A couple of friends from North Wales
Went to the Eisteddford today
They were both in good voice
They were cheered by Max Boyce
Now the friends are off to The Derbyshire Dales

I've won six million on the Lottery!

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crazyH Thu 08-Aug-19 20:11:04

A couple of friends from North Wales
Went to the Eisteddford today
They were both in good voice
They were cheered by Max Boyce

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 08-Aug-19 20:04:46

A couple of friends from North Wales
Went to the Eisteddford today
They were both in good voice

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crazyH Thu 08-Aug-19 19:59:09

A couple of friends from North Wales
Went to the Eisteddford today

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Bellanonna Thu 08-Aug-19 19:54:32

There's thunder and lightening today
Better not, because I'm going away
But Zeus may go with you
Bringing a bad storm on cue
Oh don’t worry, it won’t last the day

A couple of friends from North Wales

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Grannycool52 Thu 08-Aug-19 17:55:05

There's thunder and lightening today
Better not, because I'm going away
But Zeus may go with you
Bringing a bad storm on cue

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Amagran Thu 08-Aug-19 11:50:04

There's thunder and lightning today
Better not, because I'm going away
But Zeus may go with you

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crazyH Thu 08-Aug-19 11:45:19

There's thunder and lightning today
Better not, because I'm going away

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henetha Thu 08-Aug-19 11:42:31

Its rained 19 days in a row
Which helped all our veggies to grow
But the soil is so soggy
And the weather has turned foggy
And now there's the long grass to mow.

There's thunder and lightning today

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Oldandverygrey Thu 08-Aug-19 10:38:22

Its rained 19 days in a row
Which helped all our veggies to grow
But the soil is so soggy
And the weather has turned foggy

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 08-Aug-19 09:37:24

It's rained 19 days in a row
Which helped all our veggies to grow
But the soil is so soggy

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Jangran99 Thu 08-Aug-19 07:39:39

It's rained 19 days in a row
Which helped all our veggies to grow

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BradfordLass72 Thu 08-Aug-19 03:25:41

Brave little Jenny stepped forward and said:
Please Ma'am can we also have a slice of bread
We like to eat healthy
And get wealthy
But don't let it go to your head!

It's rained 19 days in a row

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Grany Thu 08-Aug-19 01:03:56

Brave little Jenny stepped forward and said:
Please Ma'am can we also have a slice of bread
We like to eat healthy
And get wealthy

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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 00:46:43

Brave little Jenny stepped forward and said:
Please Ma'am can we also have a slice of bread
We like to eat healthy

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crazyH Thu 08-Aug-19 00:26:52

Brave little Jenny stepped forward and said:
Please Ma'am can we also have a slice of bread

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 08-Aug-19 00:14:58

The old lady jumped up and started to scream
They`d disturbed her in a most wonderful dream
She opened the door
Said "I`m shocked to the core",
And to their surprise, she offered them icecream (s)

Brave little Jenny stepped forward and said:

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callgirl1 Wed 07-Aug-19 23:40:26

The old lady jumped up and started to scream
They`d disturbed her in a most wonderful dream
She opened the door
Said "I`m shocked to the core",

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 07-Aug-19 23:26:45

The old lady jumped up and started to scream
They'd disturbed her in a most wonderful dream
She opened the door

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