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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

FarNorth Wed 07-Aug-19 23:23:18

The old lady jumped up and started to scream
They'd disturbed her in a most wonderful dream

WOODMOUSE49 Wed 07-Aug-19 23:12:19

Children dare each other to knock on her door
When they peep in, they see her lying on the floor
One runs for help
Her dog began to yelp
Then suddenly from inside, they hear a snore

The old lady jumped up and started to scream

crazyH Wed 07-Aug-19 23:09:26

Children dare each other to knock on her door
When they peep in, they see her lying on the floor
One runs for help
Her dog began to yelp

WOODMOUSE49 Wed 07-Aug-19 22:57:11

Children dare each other to knock on her door
When they peep in, they see her lying on the floor
One runs for help

crazyH Wed 07-Aug-19 22:53:55

Children dare each other to knock on her door
When they peep in, they see her lying on the floor

WOODMOUSE49 Wed 07-Aug-19 22:47:45

Children dare each other to knock on her door

WOODMOUSE49 Wed 07-Aug-19 22:47:17

There's a haunted house at the end of the lane
Living there is an old lady called Mary Jane
Rumour has it, she frets all day
About her man who ran away
But groans can be heard coming from the drain.

Grannycool52 Wed 07-Aug-19 22:34:39

There's a haunted house at the end of the lane
Living there is an old lady called Mary Jane
Rumour has it, she frets all day
About her man who ran away

crazyH Wed 07-Aug-19 21:40:09

There's a haunted house at the end of the lane
Living there is an old lady called Mary Jane
Rumour has it, she frets all day

WOODMOUSE49 Wed 07-Aug-19 21:09:45

There's a haunted house at the end of the lane
Living there is an old lady called Mary Jane

crazyH Wed 07-Aug-19 20:46:02

He said "Madam, you look like a danger"
She said "How do you know? I`m a stranger"
He said "It's your scowl.
I caught you on the prowl"
She said "who do you think you are, a ranger?"

There's a haunted house at the end of the lane

WOODMOUSE49 Wed 07-Aug-19 19:41:50

He said "Madam, you look like a danger"
She said "How do you know? I`m a stranger"
He said "It's your scowl.
I caught you on the prowl"

FarNorth Wed 07-Aug-19 18:09:50

He said "Madam, you look like a danger"
She said "How do you know? I`m a stranger"
He said "It's your scowl."

callgirl1 Wed 07-Aug-19 17:42:30

He said "Madam, you look like a danger"
She said "How do you know? I`m a stranger"

Grannycool52 Wed 07-Aug-19 16:35:21

A lovely young lady from Leicester
Had a tattoo which had started to fester
She looked down in alarm
The whole length of her arm
And a policeman appeared to arrest her.

He said 'Madam, you look like a danger'

Bellanonna Wed 07-Aug-19 16:20:07

A lovely young lady from Leicester
Had a tattoo which had started to fester
She looked down in alarm
The whole length of her arm

Amagran Wed 07-Aug-19 12:13:42

A lovely young lady from Leicester
Had a tattoo which had started to fester
She looked down in alarm

Bellanonna Wed 07-Aug-19 11:20:54

A lovely young lady from Leicester
Had a tattoo which had started to fester

henetha Wed 07-Aug-19 11:10:54

'Kiss me Quick' will be on my left bicep
To find an artistic tattooist will be the next step
I might need some Dutch courage
Some booze with my porridge
Before letting the needle near my right tricep

A lovely young lady from Leicester

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 07-Aug-19 09:29:31

'Kiss me Quick' will be on my left bicep
To find an artistic tattooist will be the next step
I might need some Dutch courage
Some booze with my porridge

Amagran Wed 07-Aug-19 02:18:40

'Kiss me Quick' will be on my left bicep
To find an artistic tattooist will be the next step
I might need some Dutch courage

Amagran Wed 07-Aug-19 02:16:02

Ooops! Sorry! Back to WOODMOUSE

Amagran Wed 07-Aug-19 02:13:59

My wish didn't come true
And so without more ado
I'm off to the pub
For some of their grub
And a pint of their finest brew

Back to CrazyH:

We'll make a great team, I'm sure

WOODMOUSE49 Wed 07-Aug-19 00:53:51

'Kiss me Quick' will be on my left bicep
To find an artistic tattooist will be the next step

FarNorth Wed 07-Aug-19 00:39:46

My wish didn't come true
And so without more ado
I'm off to the pub
For some of their grub
Then I'll get a saucy tattoo.

'Kiss me Quick' will be on my left bicep

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