Limericks 8

I've decided to sail to the East
I hear the cuisine is a feast
I love onion bhajis
Cooked on hibachis
I just know my waistline's going to be increased.

I set sail again but where next to go?

I've decided to sail to the East
I hear the cuisine is a feast
I love onion bhajis
Cooked on hibachis

I've decided to sail to the East
I hear the cuisine is a feast
I love onion bhajis

I've decided to sail to the East
I hear the cuisine is a feast
I love onion bhajis

I've decided to sail to the East
I hear the cuisine is a feast

How gentle and stress free this thread is
Just like a picnic with teddies
It uses the grey matter
With light-hearted patter
It's almost as good as a quiz.

I've decided to sail to the East

How gentle and stress free this thread is
Just like a picnic with teddies
It uses the grey matter
With light-hearted patter

How gentle and stress free this thread is
Just like a picnic with teddies
It uses the grey matter

How gentle and stress free this thread is
Just like a picnic with teddies

So, whisky, gin, vodka or wine
Ah Ha. There it is. Moonshine
It makes me feel giddy
That's good because the news is really sh...ty
Sobriety can wait down the line

How gentle and stress free this thread is

So, whisky, gin, vodka or wine
Ah Ha. There it is. Moonshine
It makes me feel giddy
That's good because the news is really sh...ty

So, whisky, gin, vodka or wine
Ah Ha. There it is. Moonshine
It makes me feel giddy

So, whisky, gin, vodka or wine
Ah Ha. There it is. Moonshine

Good grief, it's midnight already
I'm off to bed with my teddy
I must hear the news
It will just blow your fuse
A stiff drink will help you keep steady.

So, whisky, gin, vodka or wine

Good grief, it's midnight already
I'm off to bed with my teddy
I must hear the news
It will just blow your fuse

Good grief, it's midnight already
I'm off to bed with my teddy
I must hear the news

Good grief, it's midnight already
I'm off to bed with my teddy

I’ve laughed at the new thread on ‘moaning’
Much better than those that bring on my groaning
Unreasonable? Not me
Limericks. Whoopee!
I could easily keep playing till morning.

Good grief, it's midnight already

I’ve laughed at the new thread on ‘moaning’
Much better than those that bring on my groaning
Unreasonable? Not me
Limericks. Whoopee!

I’ve laughed at the new thread on ‘moaning’
Much better than those that bring on my groaning
Unreasonable? Not me

I’ve laughed at the new thread on ‘moaning’
Much better than those that bring on my groaning

Ooh, sorry
I’ve laughed at the new thread on ‘moaning’

Is it to be the gym or TV tonight?
Or go down to the pub for a fight?
Can`t wrench myself from Gransnet!
There might be a fight on here yet
But not on the Limericks site

I’ve decided to sail to the East

Is it to be the gym or TV tonight?
Or go down to the pub for a fight?
Can`t wrench myself from Gransnet!
There might be a fight on here yet
When someone insist THEY are right

I've laughed at the new thread on 'moaning'

Is it to be the gym or TV tonight?
Or go down to the pub for a fight?
Can`t wrench myself from Gransnet!
There might be a fight on here yet