Limericks 8

Is it to be the gym or TV tonight?
Or go down the pub for a fight?
Can't wrench myself from Gransnet!

Is it to be the gym or TV tonight?
Or go down the pub for a fight?

Is it to be the gym or TV tonight?

I like a nice peaceful life
Free from all trouble and strife
Though I'm not a pushover,
Since I come from Dover
Where muscle bound folks are rife!

I like a nice peaceful life
Free from all trouble and strife
Though I'm not a pushover,
Since I come from Dover,

I like a nice peaceful life
Free from all trouble and strife
Though I'm not a pushover

I like a nice peaceful life
Free from all trouble and strife

My own mum`s a karate black belt
A good looker and terrifically svelte
You wouldn`t want to cross her
Or ever try to boss her
Cos she`d soon make her black belt felt!

I like a nice peaceful life

My own mum's a karate black belt
A good-looker and terrifically svelte
You wouldn't want to cross her
Or ever try to boss 'er

My own mum's a karate black belt
A good-looker and terrifically svelte
You wouldn't want to cross her

My own mum's a karate black belt
A good-looker and terrifically svelte

Cos he was a mummy's boy really
No doubt he loved her dearly
But no girl could match mum
Her muscles were awesome
She was heavyweight champ almost yearly.

My own mum's a karate black belt

Cos he was a mummy`s boy really
No doubt he loved her dearly
But no girl could match mum
Her muscles were awesome

Cos he was a mummy`s boy really
No doubt he loved her dearly
But no girl could match his mum

Cos he was a mummy`s boy really
No doubt he loved her dearly

Cos he was a mummy`s boy really

There was a young braggart from Slough
Who thought he could show us all how
To pump iron in the gym
And to fight over him
Whenever his mum would allow.

There was a young braggart from Slough
Who thought he could show us all how
To pump iron in the gym
And to fight over him

There was a young braggart from Slough
Who thought he could show us all how
To pump iron in the gym

There was a young braggart from Slough
Who thought he could show us all how

I fancied the car more than him
Our romantic encounters were therefore slim
Grabbing the keys I left him standin'
The situation I took command in
And drove myself off to the gym

There was a young braggart from Slough

I fancied the car more than him
Our romantic encounters were therefore slim
Grabbing the keys I left him standin'
The situation I took command in

I fancied the car more than him
Our romantic encounters were therefore slim
Grabbing the keys, I left him standin'

I fancied the car more than him
Our romantic encounters were therefore slim

He thought he was a swaggering playboy
Everything about him was bound to annoy
With his fake gold Rolex
His penchant for Spandex
He wouldn't win ME over with that ploy.

I fancied the car more than him.