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Limericks 8

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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Jangran99 Thu 01-Aug-19 07:40:17

There was a young lassie from Doune
Who found kindle books a great boon
When lying on the sand

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Amagran Thu 01-Aug-19 07:19:18

There was a young lassie from Doune
Who found kindle books a great boon

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Jangran99 Thu 01-Aug-19 01:46:04

love 'real books', Amagran, but couldn't take all I need on a holiday due to weight restrictions. Thank goodness for modern technology,room for both?

There was a young lassie from Doune

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Jangran99 Thu 01-Aug-19 01:27:05

A book in the hand is worth two in the kindle
I disagree, print books are beginning to dwindle
Alas not in my house
Do come in for a browse
It's free, you know I wouldn't swindle.

There was a young lassie from Doune

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crazyH Thu 01-Aug-19 01:06:59

A book in the hand is worth two in the kindle
I disagree, print books are beginning to dwindle
Alas not in my house
Do come in for a browse

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Amagran Thu 01-Aug-19 00:55:32

A book in the hand is worth two in the kindle
I disagree, print books are beginning to dwindle
Alas not in my house

(*Jangran*, DH has 100s and 100s and can't come out of a book shop empty-handed! I'm not much better, but own far fewer.)

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 01-Aug-19 00:55:26

A book in the hand is worth two in the kindle
I disagree, print books are beginning to dwindle
Hardback and paperback

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Jangran99 Thu 01-Aug-19 00:40:37

A book in the hand is worth two in the kindle
I disagree, print books are beginning to dwindle

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Amagran Thu 01-Aug-19 00:35:31

Do you have Alexis or Echo Dot?
Unfortunately, no, I have not
Siri is my aid!
Although I'm afraid
That for me a dictionary has top spot

A book in the hand is worth two in the kindle

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Amagran Thu 01-Aug-19 00:28:42

Sorry FarNorth!

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Amagran Thu 01-Aug-19 00:28:18

Do you have Alexis or Echo Dot?
Unfortunately, no, I have not
Siri is my aid!
And Google is my maid

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FarNorth Thu 01-Aug-19 00:27:31

Do you have Alexis or Echo Dot?
Unfortunately, no, I have not
Siri is my aid!
Although I'm afraid

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 01-Aug-19 00:25:32

Do you have Alexis or Echo Dot?
Unfortunately, no, I have not
Siri is my aid!

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Jangran99 Thu 01-Aug-19 00:14:34

Do you have Alexis or Echo Dot?
Unfortunately, no, I have not

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callgirl1 Thu 01-Aug-19 00:11:57

I wish I was better at spelling
With limericks, I think you`re excelling
Is spellcheck my friend?
I need to spell condisend
Ask Alexis, she will be telling.

Do you have Alexis or Echo Dot?

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 01-Aug-19 00:00:33

I wish I was better at spelling
With limericks, I think you're excelling
Is spellcheck my friend?
I need to spell condisend

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FarNorth Wed 31-Jul-19 23:25:56

I wish I was better at spelling
With limericks, I think you're excelling
Is spellcheck my friend?

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 31-Jul-19 22:50:06

I wish I was better at spelling
With limericks, I think you're excelling

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Jangran99 Wed 31-Jul-19 22:09:02

I wish I was better at spelling

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Jangran99 Wed 31-Jul-19 22:07:05

She now is a fleet-footed grandma
She's learned how to break-dance with chutzpah
In foxtrot and jive
With a man called Clive
She's happy she's found a new partnah

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Jangran99 Wed 31-Jul-19 22:04:41

Ooops,x posts*WOODMOUSE*?

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 31-Jul-19 22:04:01

She now is a fleet-footed grandma
She's learned how to break-dance with chutzpah
In foxtrot and jive
With a man called Clive

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 31-Jul-19 22:02:28

She now is a fleet-footed grandma
She's learned how to break-dance with chutzpah
Needing a partner

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Jangran99 Wed 31-Jul-19 22:02:19

She now is a fleet-footed grandma
She's learned how to break-dance with chutzpah
In foxtrot and jive

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Grannycool52 Wed 31-Jul-19 19:04:31

She now is a fleet-footed grandma
She's learned how to break-dance with chutzpah

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