Limericks 8

There once was a very sad grandma
Who sat alone, pining for dear grandpa
She went into town
Spent a half-crown
On a course called "Fast Track to the Cha-cha".

She now is a fleet-footed Grandma

There once was a very sad grandma
Who sat alone, pining for dear grandpa
She went into town
Spent a half-crown

There once was a very sad grandma
Who sat alone, pining for dear grandpa
She went into town

There once was a very sad grandma
Who sat alone, pining for dear grandpa

I’d like to spend winter on Crete
To bask in the sun would be neat
Here comes my drink
A gin, and it's pink
I wish someone would shut up that parakeet!

There once was a very sad grandma

I’d like to spend winter on Crete
To bask in the sun would be neat
Here comes my drink
A gin, and it's pink

I’d like to spend winter on Crete
To bask in the sun would be neat
Here comes my drink

oooo... posted at same time.....sorry

I’d like to spend winter on Crete
To bask in the sun would be neat

I'm dreading the dentist next week
If he hurts me I'll do more than just squeak!
I'd be tempted to seize
His riches, oh please.
But I bet he'll just fill my cavities, so to speak.

Lovelorn Lily rode a llama to Leicester

I'm dreading the dentist next week
If he hurts me I'll do more than just squeak!
I'd be tempted to seize
His riches, oh please
Then elope with Zorba the Greek

I’d like to spend winter on Crete

I'm dreading the dentist next week
If he hurts me I'll do more than just squeak!
I'd be tempted to seize
His riches, oh please

I`m dreading the dentist next week
If he hurts me I`ll do more than squeak!
I'd be tempted to sieze

I`m dreading the dentist next week
If he hurts me I`ll do more than squeak!

There was a young lady of means
Who was usually so full of beans
That her friends all said
Let's paint the town red
They didn't expect her to remove her jeans

I'm dreading the dentist next week

There was a young lady of means
Who was usually so full of beans
That her friends all said
Let's paint the town red

There was a young lady of means
Who was usually so full of beans
That her friends all said

There was a young lady of means
Who was usually so full of beans

What can I make for our tea?
Fish 'n' chips always does me
With vinegar and salt
It`s hard to find fault
So bring on the fruits of the sea!

There was a young lady of means

What can I make for our tea?
Fish n chips always does it for me
With vinegar and salt
It`s hard to find fault

What can I make for our tea?I
Fish 'n' chips always does me
With vinegar and salt

What can I make for our tea?I
Fish 'n' chips always does me

But I admit today we have thunder
Will tomorrow be better, I wonder
As we`ve planned a picnic
Sun`s forecast. That`s epic.
They wouldn`t have this problem Down Under.

What can I make for our tea?

But I admit today we have thunder
Will tomorrow be better, I wonder
As we've planned a picnic
Sun's forecast. That's epic.

But I admit today we have thunder
Will tomorrow be better, I wonder
As we've planned a picnic

But I admit today we have thunder
Will tomorrow be better, I wonder?