Limericks 8

I've decided I'm done with ironing
The iron keeps fusing my wiring
Creased shirts are cool
That’s now my rule

I've decided I'm done with ironing
The iron keeps fusing my wiring
Creased shirts are cool

Jangran ?

I've decided I’m done with ironing
It's a task that's extremely tiring

I've decided I'm done with ironing
The iron keeps fusing my wiring

What a rough old day I've had
I'm feeling more than a bit sad
Tears I'm shedding
Soaked the bedding
Maybe should have worn a pad?

I’ve decided I’m done with ironing

What a rough old day I've had
I'm feeling more than a bit sad
Tears I'm shedding
Soaked the bedding

What a rough old day I've had
I'm feeling more than a bit sad
Tears I'm shedding

What a rough old day I've had
I'm feeling more than a bit sad

He thought he had just come from Saturn
Where life has a far different pattern,
"Give me a wee dram" said he
"Not a chance" said she
That's not done here, you should learn.

What a rough old day I've had

He thought he had just come from Saturn
Where life has a far different pattern,
"Give me a wee dram" said he
"Not a chance" said she

He thought he had just come from Saturn
Where life has a far different pattern,
"Give me a wee dram" said he

He thought he had just come from Saturn
Where life has a far different pattern

A young man from the Isle of Skye
Thought it would be fun to get 'high'
He went on a 'bender'
Then woke feeling tender
With hallucinations that made his brain fry

He thought he had just come from Saturn

A young man from the Isle of Skye
Thought it would be fun to get 'high'
He went on a 'bender'
Then woke feeling tender

A young man from the Isle of Skye
Thought it would be fun to get 'high'
He went on a 'bender'

A young man from the Isle of Skye
Thought it would be fun to get 'high'

There was a young lady from Mull
Whose life was exceedingly dull
She dyed her hair blue
And that's really true
Then her less interesting friends she did cull

A young man from the Isle of Skye

There was a young lady from Mull
Whose life was exceedingly dull
She dyed her hair blue
And that's really true

There was a young lady from Mull
Whose life was exceedingly dull
She dyed her hair blue

Ooops,

There was a young lady from Mull
Whose life was exceedingly dull

There once was a man on a bike
Who went headfirst over a dyke
The air turned quite blue
He was riding a coo ! (cow)

There once was a man on a bike
Who went headfirst over a dyke
The air turned quite blue
As head first he flew
He now goes around on a trike

There was a young lady from Mull

There once was a man on a bike
Who went headfirst over a dyke
The air turned quite blue
As head first he flew

There once was a man on a bike
Who went headfirst over a dyke
The air turned quite blue

There once was a man on a bike
Who went headfirst over a dyke