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Limericks 8

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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Olderthanmost Sat 20-Jul-19 17:27:01

But I think I'll just go to the shops today
Then nip to the park to frolic and play
I'll try a game of hide and seek
Afterall I am a geek

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crazyH Sat 20-Jul-19 15:10:12

But I think I'll just go to the shops today
Then nip to the park to frolic and play
I'll try a game of hide and seek

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FarNorth Sat 20-Jul-19 11:40:03

But I think I'll just go to the shops today
Then nip to the park to frolic and play

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henetha Sat 20-Jul-19 09:59:31

How brave were those men who went to the moon
Not even knowing if they`d be back soon,
It's scary in space
While floating with grace
Circling Earth in their metal cocoon.

But I think I'll just go to the shops today

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Amagran Sat 20-Jul-19 08:18:35

How brave were those men who went to the moon
Not even knowing if they`d be back soon,
It's scary in space
While floating with grace

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BradfordLass72 Sat 20-Jul-19 03:02:16

How brave were those men who went to the moon
Not even knowing if they`d be back soon,
It's scary in space

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callgirl1 Fri 19-Jul-19 20:03:24

How brave were those men who went to the moon
Not even knowing if they`d be back soon,

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crazyH Fri 19-Jul-19 19:21:55

I have waited all day for the flutter ofwings
I want her to take away these blooming things
Could she be on strike
Or out for a ride on her bike
Oh yes, I can hear the birds sing.

How brave were those men who went to the moon

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Oldandverygrey Fri 19-Jul-19 15:55:44

I have waited all day for the flutter ofwings
I want her to take away these blooming things
Could she be on strike
Or out for a ride on her bike

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FarNorth Fri 19-Jul-19 14:56:40

I have waited all day for the flutter of wings
I want her to take away these blooming things
Could she be on strike?

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Grannycool52 Fri 19-Jul-19 14:52:12

I have waited all day for the flutter of wings
I want her to take away these blooming things

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Grannycool52 Fri 19-Jul-19 14:51:04

I want her to takeaway these blooming things

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Amagran Fri 19-Jul-19 14:37:31

The clutter fairy really needs to stop by
I'll text her today to please quickly fly
I hope she's prepared
For the mess I've reared
Is enough to make the most willing fairy sigh

I have waited all day for the flutter of wings

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crazyH Fri 19-Jul-19 14:06:48

The clutter fairy really needs to stop by
I'll text her today to please quickly fly
I hope she's prepared
For the mess I've reared

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Amagran Fri 19-Jul-19 12:26:19

The clutter fairy really needs to stop by
I'll text her today to please quickly fly
I hope she's prepared

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henetha Fri 19-Jul-19 10:24:35

The clutter fairy really needs to stop by
I'll text her today to please quickly fly

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Amagran Fri 19-Jul-19 10:15:30

I’m partial to some fish and chips
At the thought I'm smacking my lips
I refuse to feel guilty
Because I am thrifty
And don't drink champagne as they pile on my hips

The clutter fairy really needs to stop by

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NanKate Fri 19-Jul-19 07:24:38

I’m partial to some fish and chips
At the thought I'm smacking my lips
I refuse to feel guilty
Because I am thrifty

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BradfordLass72 Fri 19-Jul-19 07:10:08

I`m partial to some fish and chips
At the thought I'm smacking my lips
I refuse to feel guilty

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Amagran Thu 18-Jul-19 23:54:14

I`m partial to some fish and chips
At the thought I'm smacking my lips

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Amagran Thu 18-Jul-19 23:54:13

I`m partial to some fish and chips
At the thought I'm smacking my lips

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callgirl1 Thu 18-Jul-19 23:43:32

But today it`s strawberries and fattening cream!
A sylph-like figure is only a dream
Though strawbs are v healthy
When slurping cream I`m stealthy
Don`t want to get too broad across the beam!

I`m partial to some fish and chips

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Jangran99 Thu 18-Jul-19 15:08:39

But today it's strawberries and fattening cream!
A sylph-like figure is only a dream
Though strawbs are v healthy
When slurping cream I'm stealthy

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FarNorth Thu 18-Jul-19 14:40:04

But today it's strawberries and fattening cream!
A sylph-like figure is only a dream
Though strawbs are v healthy

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Jangran99 Thu 18-Jul-19 12:43:05

But today it's strawberries and fattening cream!
A sylph-like figure is only a dream

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