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Limericks 8

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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Olderthanmost Fri 12-Jul-19 13:52:59

I dreamt that a walrus had sat on my car
His whiskers were knitted in the shape of a star

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Amagran Fri 12-Jul-19 11:49:56

It has rained, without cease, for 3 days
I'm totally tired of this phase
The sunscreen is dusty
My hip joints are rusty
Just bring out the Pimms and forget about rays

I dreamt that a walrus had sat on my car

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Olderthanmost Fri 12-Jul-19 10:48:29

It has rained, without cease, for 3 days
I'm totally tired of this phase
The sunscreen is dusty
My hip joints are rusty

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Amagran Fri 12-Jul-19 10:21:31

It has rained, without cease, for 3 days
I'm totally tired of this phase
The sunscreen is dusty

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FarNorth Fri 12-Jul-19 02:02:58

It has rained, without cease, for 3 days
I'm totally tired of this phase

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BradfordLass72 Fri 12-Jul-19 01:23:54

The vicker came round to my house
With him came a tipsy brown mouse
He fumbled and stumbled
Then mumbled and grumbled
AIBU to grouse?

It has rained, without cease, for 3 days

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Amagran Thu 11-Jul-19 23:45:36

The vicker came round to my house
With him came a tipsy brown mouse
He fumbled and stumbled
Then mumbled and grumbled

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crazyH Thu 11-Jul-19 23:34:25

The vicker came round to my house
With him came a tipsy brown mouse
He fumbled and stumbled

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Amagran Thu 11-Jul-19 23:27:21

The vicker came round to my house
With him came a tipsy brown mouse

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Olderthanmost Thu 11-Jul-19 21:56:52

I got my bike ready today
Planning to cycle to Whitley Bay
I hope I can do it
Though I may well eschew it
And when I get there I might stay.

The vicker came round to my house

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Bellanonna Thu 11-Jul-19 20:21:58

I got my bike ready today
Planning to cycle to Whitley Bay
I hope I can do it
Though I may well eschew it

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crazyH Thu 11-Jul-19 20:15:42

I got my bike ready today
Planning to cycle to Whitley Bay
I hope I can do it

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Grannycool52 Thu 11-Jul-19 19:45:21

I got my bike ready today
Planning to cycle to Whitley Bay

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Bellanonna Thu 11-Jul-19 17:40:22

They say he’s engaged in some kind of research
I saw him carrying a few branches of birch
And an old steering wheel
His dog at his heel
And an old fashioned bird cage with perch

I got my bike ready today

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Jangran99 Thu 11-Jul-19 17:34:32

How's that for co-incidence?

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crazyH Thu 11-Jul-19 17:30:21

They say he’s engaged in some kind of research
I saw him carrying a few branches of birch
And an old steering wheel
And an orange peel

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Jangran99 Thu 11-Jul-19 17:30:06

They say he’s engaged in some kind of research
I saw him carrying a few branches of birch
And an old steering wheel
His dog at his heel

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Olderthanmost Thu 11-Jul-19 09:57:10

They say he’s engaged in some kind of research
I saw him carrying a few branches of birch
And an old steering wheel

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Bellanonna Thu 11-Jul-19 09:24:53

Wrong page, apologies!

They say he’s engaged in some kind of research
I saw him carrying a few branches of birch

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Bellanonna Thu 11-Jul-19 09:22:17

There's someone lurking in here
He’s a bit of a wrong’un I fear

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crazyH Thu 11-Jul-19 08:53:18

They say he's engaged in some kind of research
I saw him carrying a few branches of birch

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Grannycool52 Thu 11-Jul-19 08:49:49

My weird neighbour has strange things in his yard
I dare not ask him, he's a card
But a moose and a rocket?
We'd better not mock it,
'cos the vicar holds him in high regard.

They say he's engaged in some kind of research

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Amagran Thu 11-Jul-19 04:41:24

My weird neighbour has strange things in his yard
I dare not ask him, he's a card
But a moose and a rocket?
We'd better not mock it

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BradfordLass72 Thu 11-Jul-19 03:50:14

My weird neighbour has strange things in his yard
I dare not ask him, he's a card
But a moose and a rocket?

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crazyH Thu 11-Jul-19 00:30:02

My weird neighbour has strange things in his yard
I dare not ask him, he's a card

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