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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

crazyH Tue 09-Jul-19 00:58:11

When day is changing to night
That north wind can have quite a bite
So put on a jumper
You may look plumper

FarNorth Mon 08-Jul-19 23:00:39

When day is changing to night
That north wind can have quite a bite
So put on a jumper

Grannycool52 Mon 08-Jul-19 22:39:40

When day is changing to night
That north wind can have quite a bite

Olderthanmost Mon 08-Jul-19 22:04:21

A girl with a very strange piercing
Decided to do some searching
For a small golden ring
Or some similar thing
That would help make her clit sing

When day is changing to night

FarNorth Mon 08-Jul-19 22:00:05

A girl with a very strange piercing
Decided to do some searching
For a small golden ring
Or some similar thing

Olderthanmost Mon 08-Jul-19 20:02:27

A girl with a very strange piercing
Decided to do some searching
For a small golden ring

crazyH Mon 08-Jul-19 19:20:11

A girl with a very strange piercing
Decided to do some searching

Olderthanmost Mon 08-Jul-19 19:04:18

I really love strawberry tarts
Thought they may not be good for our hearts
So let's throw caution to the wind
And go on a binge
But watch out for little wet farts

A girl with a very strange piercing

crazyH Mon 08-Jul-19 18:59:21

I really love strawberry tarts
Thought they may not be good for our hearts
So let's throw caution to the wind
And go on a binge

Oldandverygrey Mon 08-Jul-19 18:11:55

I really love strawberry tarts
Thought they may not be good for our hearts
So let's thrown caution to the wind

Bellanonna Mon 08-Jul-19 18:04:22

I really love strawberry tarts
Though they may not be good for our hearts

Grannycool52 Mon 08-Jul-19 17:46:21

There's a lot of excitement in the air
It's more than I can bear,
Wimbledon's thrilling
But not quite as filling
As a creamy chocolate eclair.

I really love strawberry tarts

DameJudyClench Mon 08-Jul-19 16:55:35

There's a lot of excitement in the air
Its more than I can bear
Wimbledon's thrilling
But not quite as filling

Jangran99 Mon 08-Jul-19 16:54:25

There's a lot of excitement in the air
Its more than I can bear
Wimbledon's thrilling

Oldandverygrey Mon 08-Jul-19 16:47:25

There's a lot of excitement in the air
Its more than I can bear

crazyH Mon 08-Jul-19 16:37:52

I wonder what baby Archie is up to today
I could go down and help him to play
You're having a laugh
Or a bit daft
Do you think Harry will have a say?

There's a lot of excitement in the air

Grany Mon 08-Jul-19 16:31:52

I wonder what baby Archie is up to today
I could go down and help him to play
You're having a laugh
Or a bit daft

Jangran99 Mon 08-Jul-19 16:07:09

I wonder what baby Archie is up to today
I could go down and help him to play
You're having a laugh

Olderthanmost Mon 08-Jul-19 15:55:23

I wonder what baby Archie is up to today
I could go down and help him to play

crazyH Mon 08-Jul-19 15:26:22

Feeling so washed out, this heat is draining
I've postponed marathon training
The lycra gave me thrush
Irritating my bush
And my gosh, I wish it was raining.

I wonder what baby Archie is up to today

Olderthanmost Mon 08-Jul-19 14:41:43

Feeling so washed out, this heat is draining
I've postponed marathon training
The lycra gave me thrush
Irritating my bush

DameJudyClench Mon 08-Jul-19 14:18:19

Feeling so washed out, this heat is draining
I've postponed marathon training
The lycra gave me thrush

Olderthanmost Mon 08-Jul-19 12:35:26

Feeling so washed out, this heat is draining
I've postponed marathon training

crazyH Mon 08-Jul-19 12:12:39

This is one thread where no one is grumpy
And no one behaves like a numpty
I love the way that you write
And it comes out just right
Everyone's happy, even me, frumpy.

Feeling so washed out, this heat is draining

FarNorth Mon 08-Jul-19 11:17:19

This is one thread where no one is grumpy
And no one behaves like a numpty
I love the way that you write
And it comes out just right

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