Limericks 8

But then there was a pull on his rod,
It was a big one, oh my God,
Mind you, it was slimy
And a bit grimey
Inflamed at the top of the pod

I played with that eel for a while

But then there was a pull on his rod,
It was a big one, oh my God,
Mind you, it was slimy
And a bit grimey

But then there was a pull on his rod,
It was a big one, oh my God,
Mind you, it was slimy

But then there was a pull on his rod
It was a big one,oh my god

A handsome young angler from Rye
Crossed my path, I gave him my eye
We sat by the bank
But no hankypank
I think he was far too shy.

But then there was a pull on his rod

A handsome young angler from Rye
Crossed my path, I gave him my eye
We sat by the bank
But no hankypank

A handsome young angler from Rye
Crossed my path, I gave him my eye
We sat by the bank

We sat by the bank

A handsome young angler from Rye
Crossed my path, I gave him my eye

Had trouble sleeping last night
In this heat it's a bit of a fight
Twisting and turning
Sweating and burning
By morning I look such a fright.

A handsome young angler from Rye

Had trouble sleeping last night
In this heat it's a bit of a fight
Twisting and turning
Sweating and burning

Had trouble sleeping last night
In this heat it's a bit of a fight
Twisting and turning

Had trouble sleeping last night
In this heat it's a bit of a fight

There`s too many of us complaining
It could be worse, could be raining,
Let's all show a grin
And lift your chin
Then think of the tan you are gaining.

Had trouble sleeping last night

There`s too many of us complaining
It could be worse, could be raining,
Let's all show a grin
And lift your chin

There`s too many of us complaining
It could be worse, could be raining,
Let's all show a grin

There`s too many of us complaining
It could be worse, could be raining,

Feeling rather unglamorous today
Trying to keep years of neglect at bay
Will cold cream help me?
Or a facelift or three?
I'll go for it anyway.

There's too many of us complaining

Feeling rather unglamorous today
Trying to keep years of neglect at bay
Will cold cream help me?
Or a facelift or three?

Feeling rather unglamorous today
Trying to keep years of neglect at bay
Will cold cream help me?
Will girdles restrict me ?

Feeling rather unglamorous today
Trying to keep years of neglect at bay
Will cold cream help me?

Feeling rather unglamorous today
Trying to keep years of neglect at bay

I'm having some time in the sun
In preference to doing a 5K run
I'm topping up D
Vits needed you see
But go easy, don't take a ton.

Feeling rather unglamorous today

I'm having some time in the sun
In preference to doing a 5K run
I'm topping up D
Vits needed you see

I'm having some time in the sun
In preference to doing a 5K run
I'm topping up D