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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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BradfordLass72 Mon 12-Aug-19 06:30:43

An eccentric old lady called Doris
In her bedroom kept Boris the Loris

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Minniemoo Mon 12-Aug-19 05:53:41

I`d love to go out on a spree
But have no one to go with me
I've asked 40 men
Who said wherefore and when
Then decided to stay home for their tea

An eccentric old lady called Doris

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Grany Mon 12-Aug-19 05:48:25

I`d love to go out on a spree
But have no one to go with me
I've asked 40 men
Who said wherefore and when

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BradfordLass72 Mon 12-Aug-19 01:10:23

I`d love to go out on a spree
But have no one to go with me
I've asked 40 men

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callgirl1 Mon 12-Aug-19 00:09:32

I`d love to go out on a spree
But have no one to go with me

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Aug-19 23:55:39

The lady next door got quite shirty
Because I was getting a little flirty
I admired her bloomers
And found it was only rumours
That she baked them with hands that were dirty

I'd love to go out on a spree

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 11-Aug-19 23:34:11

The lady next door got quite shirty
Because I was getting a little flirty
I admired her bloomers
And found it was only rumours

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Aug-19 23:14:07

The lady next door got quite shirty
Because I was getting a little flirty
I admired her bloomers

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 11-Aug-19 22:12:24

The lady next door got quite shirty
Because I was getting a little flirty

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FarNorth Sun 11-Aug-19 21:42:38

There was a young lady from Leeds
Who was up to her knees in weeds
She bought a new trowel
But threw in the towel
To prioritise her other needs.

The lady next door got quite shirty

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FarNorth Sun 11-Aug-19 21:41:33

There was a young lady from Leeds
Who was up to her knees in weeds
She bought a new trowel
Then asked Simon Cowell

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 11-Aug-19 21:41:04

There was a young lady from Leeds
Who was up to her knees in weeds
She bought a new trowel
But threw in the towel

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callgirl1 Sun 11-Aug-19 21:30:14

There was a young lady from Leeds
Who was up to her knees in weeds
She bought a new trowel

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 11-Aug-19 20:55:59

Well sorted Jangran99 - I must do better!

There was a young lady from Leeds
Who was up to her knees in weeds

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Aug-19 19:50:42

Plane Ticket bought, bum on seat
(Everything sorted) ,isn't that neat
Flight on time,
I'll have a lager and lime
Then my comfy bed can't be beat

There was a young lady from Leeds

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Aug-19 19:42:35

Not to you Minnie

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Minniemoo Sun 11-Aug-19 19:42:26

I think my copy and paste of the smiley face just wrote smile instead!

Plane Ticket bought, bum on seat
(Everything sorted) ,isn't that neat
Flight on time,
I'll have a lager and lime

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Aug-19 19:40:07

Call me picky, but that's not limerick shape ladiesconfused

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Minniemoo Sun 11-Aug-19 19:39:30

Plane Ticket bought, bum on seat
(Everything sorted) ,isn't that neatsmile
Flight on time,
I'll have a lager and lime

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Aug-19 19:37:44

Plane Ticket bought, bum on seat
(Everything sorted) ,isn't that neatsmile
Flight on time,

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 11-Aug-19 19:34:56

Plane Ticket bought, bum on seat
Isn't that neat
Can't wait for my comfy bed

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Grany Sun 11-Aug-19 19:18:44

Plane Ticket bought, bum on seat
Isn't that neat

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 11-Aug-19 19:00:09

I`m getting seasick and missing home
I wish I never chose to roam
East, West, home`s best
Why did I ever fly the nest?
I'm now in search of the nearest aerodrome

Plane Ticket bought, bum on seat

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callgirl1 Sun 11-Aug-19 18:28:07

I`m getting seasick and missing home
I wish I never chose to roam
East, West, home`s best
Why did I ever fly the nest?

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Aug-19 17:51:28

I'm getting seasick and missing home
I wish I never chose to roam
East, West, home's best

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