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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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crazyH Tue 01-Oct-19 21:57:35

I hated lessons on home economics
I also hated maths and statistics
So I can't bake a cake
Nor use a rake

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FarNorth Tue 01-Oct-19 21:53:21

I hated lessons on home economics
I also hated maths and statistics
So I can't bake a cake

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crazyH Tue 01-Oct-19 21:37:05

I hated lessons on home economics
I also hated maths and statistics

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Jangran99 Tue 01-Oct-19 21:27:41

My favourite subject at school
Was art 'cos I was so cool
With my paints and brush
And colours so lush
And a teacher who made us girls drool!

I hated lessons on home economics

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Grannycool52 Tue 01-Oct-19 19:43:22

My favourite subject at school
Was art 'cos I was so cool
With my paints and brush
And colours so lush

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Jangran99 Tue 01-Oct-19 18:58:01

My favourite subject at school
Was art 'cos I was so cool
With my paints and brush

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 01-Oct-19 18:52:04

My favourtie subject at school
Was art 'cos I was so cool

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Jangran99 Tue 01-Oct-19 18:41:41

ooops
A ladies man he thinks he is
Believes he has us in a tizz
But we see straight through
A perceptive, wise crew
We're also quite good in a quiz

My favourite subject in school

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Jangran99 Tue 01-Oct-19 18:38:26

A ladies man he thinks he is
Believes he has us in a tizz
But we see straight through
A perceptive, wise crew

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BradfordLass72 Tue 01-Oct-19 04:59:37

A ladies man he thinks he is
Believes he has us in a tizz
But we see straight through
A perceptive, wise crew

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FarNorth Tue 01-Oct-19 02:18:32

A ladies man he thinks he is
Believes he has us in a tizz
But we see straight through

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Jangran99 Tue 01-Oct-19 00:02:51

A ladies man he thinks he is
Believes he has us in a tizz

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callgirl1 Mon 30-Sept-19 23:32:21

Maybe a robot to clean the house?
Oh, I thought that was a spouse!
Not all are willing
Busy beer swilling
Is he a man or a mouse?

A ladies man he thinks he is

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Jangran99 Mon 30-Sept-19 19:43:54

Maybe a robot to clean the house?
Oh, I thought that was a spouse!
Not all are willing
Busy beer swilling

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FarNorth Mon 30-Sept-19 18:48:14

Maybe a robot to clean the house?
Oh, I thought that was a spouse!
Not all are willing

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Jangran99 Mon 30-Sept-19 14:08:00

Maybe a robot to clean the house?
Oh, I thought that was a spouse!grin

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henetha Mon 30-Sept-19 10:39:02

I am so fed up with predictive text
It can leave me quite perplexed
I feel like a dinosaur
To the iPad I'll take a saw,
Whatever will they invent next?

Maybe a robot to clean the house?

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crazyH Mon 30-Sept-19 08:35:52

I am so fed up with predictive text
It can leave me quite perplexed
I feel like a dinosaur
To the iPad I'll take a saw

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 30-Sept-19 08:27:25

I am so fed up with predictive text
It can leave me quite perplexed
I feel like a dinosaur

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Jangran99 Mon 30-Sept-19 08:01:47

I am so fed up with predictive text
It can leave me quite perplexed

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 30-Sept-19 01:28:13

When does a woman reach her peak?
When all her suitors stand in line, so to speak
It's great to then have the choice
To sort out the men from the boys
But hope not to end up with a freak !

I am so fed up with predictive text

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crazyH Mon 30-Sept-19 00:50:43

When does a woman reach her peak?
When all her suitors stand in line, so to speak
It's great to then have the choice
To sort out the men fron the boys

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 29-Sept-19 20:04:23

When does a woman reach her peak?
When all her suitors stand in line, so to speak
It's great to then have the choice

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crazyH Sun 29-Sept-19 19:33:47

When does a woman reach her peak?
When all her suitors stand in line, so to speak

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Jangran99 Sun 29-Sept-19 18:25:03

I think I'll hang out with celebrities
They are always engaged in facilities
I will fit right in
Holding my tummy tight in
They’ll be amazed that I’m in my seventies.

When does a woman reach her peak?

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