Limericks 9

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute
The tiara adds style

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute
The tiara adds style
Making me look quite wild

I really don't mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute
The tiara adds style
Making me look quite wild
When I walk down the street, drivers hoot.

Then I bumped into a rustic country type

Then I bumped into a rustic country type
Richer than he looked, full of hype

Then I bumped into a rustic country type
Richer than he looked, full of hype
He said "Come, see my byre"

Then I bumped into a rustic country type
Richer than he looked, full of hype
He said "Come, see my byre"
But he didn't light my fire

Then I bumped into a rustic country type
Richer than he looked, full of hype
He said 'Come see my byre
I'll set your heart on fire'

Sorry, Anagram! You were first!

Then I bumped into a rustic country type
Richer than he looked, full of hype
He said "Come, see my byre"
But he didn't light my fire
To him I said, "No thanks, you're full tripe".

The rain's coming again and the wind it's a blowing.

The rain's coming again and the wind it's a blowing.
Any minute now we could see snowing

The rain's coming again and the wind it's a blowing.
Any minute now we could see snowing
Our weather's a lottery

The rain's coming again and the wind it's a blowing.
Any minute now we could see snowing
Our weather's a lottery
The forecast's a mockery

The rain's coming again and the wind it's a blowing.
Any minute now we could see snowing
Our weather's a lottery
The forecast's a mockery
I've given up driving and taken up rowing.

Tom's favourite animal is the elephant

Tom's favourite animal is the elephant
To find a rhyme I am hesitant

Tom's favourite animal is the elephant
To find a rhyme I am hesitant
But if I write 'trunk'

Tom's favourite animal is the elephant
To find a rhyme I am hesitant
But if I write 'trunk'
You'd say I were drunk.

Tom's favourite animal is the elephant
To find a rhyme I am hesitant
But if I write 'trunk'
You'd say I was drunk.
To finish this limerick, well I can’t

Not every word has a true rhyme

Not every word has a true rhyme
But for this I'd use 'lager and lime'

Not every word has a true rhyme
But for this I'd use 'lager and lime'
Make mine a G+ T please

Not every word has a true rhyme
But for this I'd use 'lager and lime'
Make mine a G&T please
With lemon, just a squeeze

Not every word has a true rhyme
But for this I`d use "lager and lime"
Make mine a G&T please
With lemon, just a squeeze
But only if you have the time

Has everyone now gone to bed?

Has everyone now gone to bed?
Hope it wasn't something we said

Has everyone now gone to bed?
Hope it wasn't something we said
No, it was too much to drink

Has everyone now gone to bed?
Hope it wasn't something we said
No, it was too much to drink
Now just too tired to think,