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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 01-Sept-19 23:44:01

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 01-Sept-19 23:44:01

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 01-Sept-19 23:44:01

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 01-Sept-19 23:44:01

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 01-Sept-19 23:44:00

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I went for a walk in the park

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 01-Sept-19 23:40:38

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli
And then order another three

I decided to go for a walk in the park

Jangran99 Sun 01-Sept-19 23:35:53

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly
With some ravioli

crazyH Sun 01-Sept-19 23:31:13

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
"That's so sweet", I said

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 01-Sept-19 23:29:26

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,
I'll sip it slowly

callgirl1 Sun 01-Sept-19 23:18:48

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?
He`s brought the champers, just for me,

crazyH Sun 01-Sept-19 20:17:36

A nice rest on the beach after that
Oh, mustn't forget my straw hat
With the flowers atop
To protect my mop
And something to fan away the gnat.

Is that the waiter with a tray, I see?

Jangran99 Sun 01-Sept-19 16:32:57

A nice rest on the beach after that
Oh, mustn't forget my straw hat
With the flowers atop
To protect my mop

FarNorth Sun 01-Sept-19 16:17:07

A nice rest on the beach after that
Oh, mustn't forget my straw hat
With the flowers atop

crazyH Sun 01-Sept-19 13:37:21

A nice rest on the beach after that
Oh, mustn't forget my straw hat

henetha Sun 01-Sept-19 11:35:43

I might take a course of wind-surfing
It might help me with my burping
I'll have to be brave
To crest every wave
And try not to do much sea-slurping.

A nice rest on the beach after that

FarNorth Sun 01-Sept-19 09:02:53

I might take a course of wind-surfing
It might help me with my burping
I'll have to be brave
To crest every wave

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 01-Sept-19 08:43:58

I might take a course of wind-surfing
It might help me with my burping
I'll have to be brave

crazyH Sun 01-Sept-19 01:20:00

I might take a course of wind-surfing
It might help me with my burping

BradfordLass72 Sun 01-Sept-19 00:19:49

What else shall I try for a laff
I might put baked beans in my bath
I’ll eat some
Oh so treat-some
So much better than those in the caff.

I might take a course of wind-surfing

FarNorth Sat 31-Aug-19 22:19:57

What else shall I try for a laff
I might put baked beans in my bath
I’ll eat some
Oh so treat-some

FarNorth Sat 31-Aug-19 22:18:34

Oopsie.

FarNorth Sat 31-Aug-19 22:18:00

perhaps I could try a parachute jump
But again I may meet the earth with a bump
As long as it’s grass
And I land on my... bum
I may not feel quite such a chump.

That lady has moved to Argyll

crazyH Sat 31-Aug-19 20:51:05

What else shall I try for a laff
I might put baked beans in my bath
I’ll eat some

MissAdventure Sat 31-Aug-19 20:44:36

What else shall I try for a laff
I might put baked beans in my bath

crazyH Sat 31-Aug-19 18:52:40

perhaps I could try a parachute jump
But again I may meet the earth with a bump
As long as it’s grass
And I land on my... bum
I won’t be left with a lump.

What else shall I try for a laff

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