Limericks 9

perhaps I could try a parachute jump
But again I may meet the earth with a bump
As long as it’s grass
And I land on my... bum

perhaps I could try a parachute jump
But again I may meet the earth with a bump
As long as it’s grass

perhaps I could try a parachute jump
But again I may meet the earth with a bump

A feisty old woman from Tiree
Decided to climb up a tree
She said, "I'm not tall,"
"What if I fall?"
"I may break a few bones or worse, three".

Or perhaps I could try a parachute jump

A feisty old woman from Tiree
Decided to climb up a tree
She said, "I'm not tall"
"What if I fall?"

A feisty old woman from Tiree
Decided to climb up a tree
She said, "I'm not tall"

A feisty old woman from Tiree
Decided to climb up a tree

I think I might take up knitting
Something useful whilst I`m sitting
A bobble hat for winter?
The cold to hinder
While outside the wagons are gritting

A feisty old woman from Tiree

I think I might take up knitting
Something useful whilst I`m sitting
A bobble hat for winter?
The cold to hinder

I think I might take up knitting
Something useful whilst I`m sitting
A bobble hat for winter?

I think I might take up knitting
Something useful whilst I`m sitting

Time to sober up and take control
It`s best go easy on the alcohol
It isn`t good to feel all fuzzy
Your kid doesn`t like it, does he?
So let`s make sobriety our goal

We`ll drink lemonade and orange juice

Time to sober up and take control
It`s best go easy on the alcohol
It isn`t good to feel all fuzzy
Your kid doesn’t like it, does he?
So I've set myself another goal

I think I might take up knitting

Time to sober up and take control
It`s best go easy on the alcohol
It isn`t good to feel all fuzzy
Your kid doesn’t like it, does he?

Time to sober up and take control
It`s best go easy on the alcohol
It isn`t good to feel all fuzzy

Time to sober up and gain control
It's best go easy on the alcohol

But all pleasure comes at a price
One hangover like that will suffice!
Vision all blurry
Tongue all furry
G+T please, and 2 lumps of ice

Time to sober up and gain control

But all pleasure comes at a price
One hangover like that will suffice!
Vision all blurry
Tongue all furry

But all pleasure comes at a price
One hangover like that will suffice!
Vision all blurry

But all pleasure comes at a price
One hangover like that will suffice!
It will be bed and coffee

But all pleasure comes at a price
One hangover like that will suffice!

Later on we'll go on a pub crawl
Mine's a pint of lager I'll loudly call
Then a tequila shot
And whatever you've got
I'm we're gonna have a ball.

But all pleasure comes at a price

Later on we'll go on a pub crawl
Mine's a pint of lager I'll loudly call
Then a tequila shot
And whatever you've got

Later on we'll go on a pub crawl
Mine's a pint of lager I'll loudly call
Then a tequila shot

Later on we'll go on a pub crawl
Mine's a pint of lager I'll loudly call