Limericks 9

Minnie, I have split your 3rd line..I hope you don't mind:

I might settle for some pie and chips
An ice cream and a hat, 'Kiss me Quick!"
Blackpool lights,
Glistening bright
Think I'm in for a good night.

Later on we'll go on a pub crawl

I might settle for some pie and chips
An ice cream and a hat, 'Kiss me Quick!"
Blackpool lights, glistening bright
Think I'm in for a good night

I might settle for some pie and chips
An ice cream and a hat, 'Kiss me Quick!"
Blackpool lights, glistening bright

I might settle for some pie and chips
An ice cream and a hat, 'Kiss me Quick!"

A break is always as good as a rest
I've packed my sunglasses - and wooly vest!
New flipflops
Hope there are chip shops
Or I'll not be feeling my best.

I might settle for some pie and chips

A break is always as good as a rest
I've packed my sunglasses - and wooly vest!
New flipflops
Hope there are chip shops

A break is always as good as a rest
I've packed my sunglasses - and wooly vest!
New flipflops

A break is always as good as a rest
I've packed my sunglasses - and wooly vest!

They gave the piggy bank a violent rattle
5p was yielded, after that battle
We can't go now
Need a break, somehow!
Ok - stop all that prattle.

A break is always as good as a rest

They gave the piggy bank a violent rattle
5p was yielded, after that battle
We can't go now
Need a break, somehow!

They gave the piggy bank a violent rattle
5p was yielded, after that battle
We can't go now

They gave the piggy bank a violent rattle
5p was yielded, after that battle

Toni was in need of a holiday
She intended to go come what may
Funds were low
And the bank said 'no'
But she was determined, hey hey hey.

They gave the piggy bank a violent rattle

Toni was in need of a holiday
She intended to go, come what may,
Funds were low
And the bank said 'no'

Toni was in need of a holiday
She intended to go, come what may,
Funds were low

Toni was in need of a holiday
She intended to go, come what may,

Eric used to live in a lighthouse
One day, don`t know how, they saw a mouse,
Screams could be heard
And the odd naughty word
Get them some help, it's like a madhouse

Toni was in need of a holiday

Eric used to live in a lighthouse
One day, don`t know how, they saw a mouse,
Screams could be heard
And the odd naughty word

Eric used to live in a lighthouse
One day, don`t know how, they saw a mouse,
Screams could be heard

Eric used to live in a lighthouse
One day, don`t know how, they saw a mouse,

But it's worth it to cuddle her baby
Another may follow, just maybe
Hope she stops after two
Copies you-know-who
And hope that happy they maybe.

Eric used to live in a lighthouse

But it's worth it to cuddle her baby
Another may follow, just maybe
Hope she stops after two
Copies you-know-who

But it's worth it cuddle her baby
Another may follow, just maybe
Hope she stops after two

But it's worth it cuddle her baby
Another may follow, just maybe

Sorry, - left a word out...
I'm off to a wedding in Perth
The loveliest place on this earth
I met a fair maid
Whose beauty may fade
Especially after she gives birth.

But it's worth it to cuddle her baby