Limericks 9

We'll have to find ways of passing the time
Being on gransnet can keep us from crime
Which thread looks good to follow
All evening I will wallow
But always back to Limericks 9.

Has no one bothered to ask how I am

We'll have to find ways of passing the time
Being on gransnet can keep us from crime
Which thread looks good to follow
All evening I will wallow

We'll have to find ways of passing the time
Being on gransnet can keep us from crime
Which thread looks good to follow

We'll have to find ways of passing the time
Being on gransnet can keep us from crime

Why do Bank Holidays make me sad,
Make me curse and then want to do something bad?
We're probably too old
Out driving? I'm not so bold.
I'd rather stay home, on my iPad.

We'll have to find ways of passing the time

Why do Bank Holidays make me sad,
Make me curse and then want to do something bad?
We're probably too old
Out driving? I'm not so bold.

Why do Bank Holidays make me sad,
Make me curse and then want to do something bad?
We're probably too old

Why do Bank Holidays make me sad,
Make me curse and then want to do something bad?

I saw a beautiful rainbow today
It uplifted my heart I must say
Is there a pot of gold
Big enough to hold
Magic things to help me on my way?

Why do Bank Holidays make me sad

I saw a beautiful rainbow today
It uplifted my heart I must say
Is there a pot of gold
Big enough to hold

I saw a beautiful rainbow today
It uplifted my heart I must say
Is there a pot of gold?

I saw a beautiful rainbow today
It uplifted my heart I must say

I don't wish to sound like a fool
But how many legs has a stool?
Three or four?
Maybe more,
Five would be quite 'cool'.

I saw a beautiful rainbow today

I don't wish to sound like a fool
But how many legs has a stool?
Three or four?
Maybe more,

I don't wish to sound like a fool
But how many legs as a stool?
Three or four?

I don't wish to sound like a fool
But how many legs as a stool?

There's a big spider on my carpet you know
It's just dropped in to say "Hello"
Eight long, hairy legs
He's ordered bacon and eggs !
And to follow, a slice of gateau

I don't wish to sound like a fool

There`s a big spider on my carpet you know
It just dropped in to say "Hello"
Eight long, hairy legs
Useful when it sits up and begs

There's a big spider on my carpet you know
It's just dropped in to say "Hello"
Eight long, hairy legs
He's ordered bacon and eggs !

There's a big spider on my carpet you know
It's just dropped in to say "Hello"
I took it aside

There's a big spider on my carpet you know
It's just dropped in to say "Hello"
Eight long,hairy legs

There's a big spider on my carpet you know
It's just dropped in to say "Hello"

She loved to treat all to her giblet stew
Folk wouldn`t eat it if only they knew
It floated in grease
And the bubbling wouldn`t cease
It looks a lot more like glue!

There`s a big spider on my carpet you know

She loved to treat all to her giblets stew
Folk wouldn't eat it if only they knew
It floated in grease
And the bubbling wouldn't cease

She loved to treat all to her giblets stew
Folk wouldn`t eat it if only they knew
It floated in grease