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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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henetha Mon 19-Aug-19 11:52:33

It will soon be Edward's birthday
Let's all put in, how much you say?
I'll donate fifty pence

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 19-Aug-19 11:39:49

It will soon be Edward's birthday
Let's all put in, how much you say?

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 19-Aug-19 02:04:55

There stood my friend Sally
We met when we went to ballet
We stood on tiptoe
And felt all a-glow
Because someone had throw us a bouquet.

It will soon be Edwards's birthday

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FarNorth Mon 19-Aug-19 01:55:00

There stood my friend Sally
We met when we went to ballet
We stood on tiptoe
And felt all a-glow

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callgirl1 Sun 18-Aug-19 23:57:45

There stood my friend Sally
We met when we went to ballet
We stood on tiptoe

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Jangran99 Sun 18-Aug-19 23:50:48

There stood my friend Sally
We met when we went to ballet

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crazyH Sun 18-Aug-19 21:41:09

There`s nothing I want on the telly
I need a good laugh to shake my belly
There`s a knock on the door
Scared me to my core
I'd rather watch a blank telly.

Come on GNs let's have a ball

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 18-Aug-19 21:40:00

Forgot next first line smile

There stood my friend Sally

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 18-Aug-19 21:39:08

There`s nothing I want on the telly
I need a good laugh to shake my belly
There`s a knock on the door
Scared me to my core
So much, that my knees turned to jelly

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callgirl1 Sun 18-Aug-19 21:28:39

There`s nothing I want on the telly
I need a good laugh to shake my belly
There`s a knock on the door
Scared me to my core

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 18-Aug-19 20:56:51

There's nothing I want on the telly
I need a good laugh to shake my belly
There's a knock on the door

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crazyH Sun 18-Aug-19 20:09:56

There's nothing I want on the telly
I need a good laugh to shake my belly

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Jangran99 Sun 18-Aug-19 19:50:24

A happy young chappy named Paul
Was a genius on the pinball
His score was unbeaten
Til some chap from Eton
Showed pride comes before a fall

There's nothing I want on the telly

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FarNorth Sun 18-Aug-19 19:35:24

A happy young chappy named Paul
Was a genius on the pinball
His score was unbeaten
Til some chap from Eton

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 18-Aug-19 18:25:50

A happy young chappy named Paul
Was a genius on the pinball
His score was unbeaten

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Jangran99 Sun 18-Aug-19 17:52:55

A happy young chappy named Paul
Was a genius on the pinball

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Elrel Sun 18-Aug-19 17:45:41

An ambitious young lady called Pam
Set sail in Spring for Siam
Her boat sprung a leak
She baled for a week
With the help of a very large clam.

A happy young chappy named Paul

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Jangran99 Sun 18-Aug-19 17:41:17

An ambitious young lady called Pam
Set sail in Spring for Siam
Her boat sprung a leak
She baled for a week

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 18-Aug-19 17:36:38

An ambitious young lady called Pam
Set sail in Spring for Siam
Her boat sprung a leak

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FarNorth Sun 18-Aug-19 17:32:15

An ambitious young lady called Pam
Set sail in Spring for Siam

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 18-Aug-19 17:27:52

Can I afford this fabulous footwear?
I think that's a point that's moot, Dear
I may just ask Santa
If he would grant aaa......
Wish and for Christmas bring me a pair.

An ambitious young lady called Pam

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Jangran99 Sun 18-Aug-19 17:18:30

Can I afford this fabulous footwear?
I think that's a point that's moot, Dear
I may just ask Santa
If he would grant aaa......

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FarNorth Sun 18-Aug-19 16:39:31

Can I afford this fabulous footwear?
I think that's a point that's moot, Dear
I may just ask Santa

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Grannycool52 Sun 18-Aug-19 16:04:51

Can I afford this fabulous footwear?
I think that's a point that's moot, Dear

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 18-Aug-19 15:59:19

I thought I would just buy some sneakers
White with some unusual features
Lights on the heel
A single front wheel
And it top it all, a sole with built in heaters.

Can I afford this fabulous footwear?

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