Limericks 9

My favourite food's the banana
For headgear I like a bandana
I swing through the trees
With the greatest of ease
While thinking of Copacabana

It's a beautiful district of Rio

My favourite food's the banana
For headgear I like a bandana
I swing through the trees
With the greatest of ease

My favourite food's the banana
For headgear I like a bandana
I swing through the trees

My favourite food's the banana
For headgear I like a bandana

We decided to go on a picnic
Too much cooking just makes me feel sick
With blanket and hamper
I'm one happy camper
While everyone just takes their pick.

My favourite food's the banana

We decided to go on a picnic
Too much cooking just makes me feel sick
With blanket and hamper
I'm one happy camper

We decided to go on a picnic
Too much cooking just makes me feel sick
With blanket and hamper

We decided to go on a picnic
Too much cooking just makes me feel sick

There was a right fussy britches from Leeds
Who spent all day fiddling with her beads
The string snapped
Oh, how she flapped
And had everyone down on their knees

We decided to go on a picnic

There was a right fussy britches from Leeds
Who spent all day fiddling with her beads
The string snapped
Oh, how she flapped

There was a right fussy britches from Leeds
Who spent all day fiddling with her beads
The string snapped

There was a right fussy britches from Leeds
Who spent all day fiddling with her beads

I enjoy a day window shopping
Although my bunions are throbbing
My corns give me pain
Mustn't wear these shoes again
The pain leaves me crying and sobbing.

There was a right fussy britches from Leeds

I enjoy a day window shopping
Although my bunions are throbbing
My corns give me pain
Mustn't wear these shoes again

I enjoy a day window shopping
Although my bunions are throbbing
My corns give me pain

I enjoy a day window shopping
Although my bunions are throbbing

Vets study long to get where they are
Anything from gerbils to jaguar
So show some respect
What did you expect?
You pay more to go see some pop star.

I enjoy a day window shopping

Vets study long to get where they are
Anything from gerbils to jaguar
So show some respect
What did you expect?

Vets study long to get where they are
Anything from gerbils to jaguar
So show some respect

Vets study long to get where they are
Anything from gerbils to jaguar

The vet said £60 please
The price of my expertise
He`d saved the hound`s life
So to save any strife
Pay up and please don`t tease

Vets study long to get where they are

The vet said £60 please
The price of my expertise
He'd saved the hound's life
So to save any strife

Whoops

The vet said £60 please
The price of my expertise
He'd saved the hound's life
So worth it the price

The vet said £60 please
The price of my expertise
He'd saved the hound's life
So to save any strife