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Limericks 9

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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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FarNorth Mon 12-Aug-19 23:39:49

The vet said £60 please
The price of my expertise
He'd saved the hound's life

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Jangran99 Mon 12-Aug-19 21:52:19

The vet said £60 please
The price of my expertise

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 12-Aug-19 21:17:54

The vet arrived in a hurry
"I've got just the thing, not to worry,"
He reached into his bag
Gave the hound a quick jag
Who got up and sped off in a flurry

The vet said £60 please

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FarNorth Mon 12-Aug-19 20:17:32

The vet arrived in a hurry
"I've got just the thing, not to worry,"
He reached into his bag
Gave the hound a quick jag

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 12-Aug-19 14:14:57

The vet arrived in a hurry
"I've got just the thing, not to worry,"
He reached into his bag

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 12-Aug-19 13:13:31

The vet arrived in a hurry
"I've got just the thing, not to worry,"

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 12-Aug-19 11:57:22

The hound felt ill and was sick
We'd better find a vet quick
He needs to be fast
His stomach is vast
The vet? No, the hound you dipstick!

The vet arrived in a hurry

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henetha Mon 12-Aug-19 10:53:14

The hound felt ill and was sick
We'd better find a vet quick
He needs to be fast
His stomach is vast

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 12-Aug-19 10:50:23

The hound felt ill and was sick
We'd better find a vet quick
He needs to be fast

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Jangran99 Mon 12-Aug-19 10:39:50

The hound felt ill and was sick
We'd better find a vet quick

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 12-Aug-19 10:28:21

She insisted on buying a round
But on opening her purse she found
A frog and a toad
Who jumped in the road
Right into the jaws of a hungry hound.

The hound felt ill and was sick

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Jangran99 Mon 12-Aug-19 09:18:35

She insisted on buying a round
But on opening her purse she found
A frog and a toad
Who jumped in the road

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Patreesh Mon 12-Aug-19 07:52:38

She insisted on buying a round
But on opening her purse she found
A frog and a toad
Made her scream out loud

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BradfordLass72 Mon 12-Aug-19 00:32:21

She insisted on buying a round
But on opening her purse she found
A frog and a toad

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callgirl1 Mon 12-Aug-19 00:11:56

She insisted on buying a round
But on opening her purse she found

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Aug-19 23:18:08

There was an old woman of Derry
Who was often exceedingly merry
Her family all said
She's so easily led
After a large glass of sherry!

She insisted on buying a round

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Patreesh Sun 11-Aug-19 23:07:13

There was an old woman of Derry
Who was often exceedingly merry
Her family all said
She's so easily led

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Aug-19 23:00:31

There was an old woman of Derry
Who was often exceedingly merry
Her family all said

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FarNorth Sun 11-Aug-19 22:58:05

There was an old woman of Derry
Who was often exceedingly merry

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Aug-19 22:57:01

A gran from Cornwall said sorry
The other grans all said Don't Worry
The fun's in the composing
Enjoyable? I'm supposing
If the limerick shape isn't blurrym

There was an old woman of Derry

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Patreesh Sun 11-Aug-19 22:47:06

A gran from Cornwall said sorry
The other grans all said Don't Worry
The fun's in the composing
Enjoyable? I'm supposing

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 11-Aug-19 22:14:28

A gran from Cornwall said sorry
The other grans all said Don't Worry
The fun's in the composing

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FarNorth Sun 11-Aug-19 21:51:30

A gran from Cornwall said sorry
The other grans all said Don't Worry

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 11-Aug-19 21:39:36

On the subject of technology
And its confusing terminology
Thank goodness for online assistance
From someone who knows of my existence
These lines are getting too long so I give an apology

A gran from Cornwall said sorry

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 11-Aug-19 20:50:50

On the subject of technology
And its confusing terminology
Thank goodness for online assistance
From someone who knows of my existence

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