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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Aug-19 20:27:05

On the subject of technology
And its confusing terminology
You need persistence

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Patreesh Sun 11-Aug-19 20:19:37

On the subject of technology
And its confusing terminology
Thank goodness for online assistance

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Aug-19 20:11:44

On the subject of technology
And its confusing terminology

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 11-Aug-19 19:08:33

I’m happy with pencil and paper
You know what a caper
No buttons to press
Although I confess
Wading through dictionaries is a right peasouper

On the subject of technology

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FarNorth Sun 11-Aug-19 18:26:26

I’m happy with pencil and paper
You know what a caper
No buttons to press
Although I confess

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Aug-19 15:30:22

Ooops
I’m happy with pencil and paper
You know what a caper
No buttons to press

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Aug-19 15:29:26

I’m happy with pencil and paper
You know what a caper

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Grany Sun 11-Aug-19 13:27:18

I’m happy with pencil and paper
You know what a caper

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Aug-19 11:25:47

With these computers I'm a bit of a chump
Although I love them they give me the hump
With their pages 'not found'
I'm beating the ground
What do they mean by ‘ bump’?

I’m happy with pencil and paper

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 11-Aug-19 10:38:23

With these computers I'm a bit of a chump
Although I love them they give me the hump
With their pages 'not found'
I'm beating the ground

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FarNorth Sun 11-Aug-19 10:11:34

With these computers I'm a bit of a chump
Although I love them they give me the hump
With their pages 'not found'

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henetha Sun 11-Aug-19 10:02:51

With these computers I'm a bit of a chump
Although I love them they give me the hump

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 11-Aug-19 08:52:41

Let's get away from this animal drivel
A cheeky young robot was heard to snivel
I'm all for high tech
Just needs a big cheque
But my bank balance is starting to shrivel.

With these computers I'm a bit of a chump

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Amagran Sun 11-Aug-19 08:32:44

Let's get away from this animal drivel
A cheeky young robot was heard to snivel
I'm all for high tech
Just needs a big cheque

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FarNorth Sun 11-Aug-19 07:57:51

Let's get away from this animal drivel
A cheeky young robot was heard to snivel
I'm all for high tech

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Amagran Sun 11-Aug-19 07:31:52

Let's get away from this animal drivel
A cheeky young robot was heard to snivel

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Aug-19 07:22:54

That fish was for my dinner !
If I go hungry. I will get thinner
His rod grew heavy
So he went for a bevy
So the pub was the winner

Let's get away from this animal drivel

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FarNorth Sun 11-Aug-19 06:14:28

That fish was for my dinner !
If I go hungry. I will get thinner
His rod grew heavy
So he went for a bevy

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 11-Aug-19 00:25:44

That fish was for my dinner !
If I go hungry. I will get thinner
His rod grew heavy

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crazyH Sun 11-Aug-19 00:20:09

That fish was for my dinner !
If I go hungry. I will get thinner

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 11-Aug-19 00:05:00

He decided instead to go fishing
Less in expectation, than wishing
He reels in a whopper
A heck of a flopper
Then before his very eyes, it was vanishing?

That fish was for my dinner !

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callgirl1 Sat 10-Aug-19 23:56:44

He decided instead to go fishing
Less in expectation, than wishing
He reels in a whopper
A heck of a flopper

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 10-Aug-19 23:49:31

He decided instead to go fishing
Less in expectation ,than wishing
He reels in a whopper

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Jangran99 Sat 10-Aug-19 23:45:26

He decided instead to go fishing
Less in expectation ,than wishing

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Amagran Sat 10-Aug-19 23:23:56

And now comes a polar bear - Desmond
Of reindeer stew he is mightily fond
First he must catch 'em
He mustn't create any mayhem
Or be distracted by a polar bear blonde

He decided instead to go fishing

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