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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

crazyH Tue 17-Sep-19 01:16:15

A spy doesn`t get much sympathy
Neither will there be empathy
If he carries a gun
There won't be much fun

callgirl1 Tue 17-Sep-19 00:51:14

A spy doesn`t get much sympathy
Neither will there be empathy
If he carries a gun

crazyH Mon 16-Sep-19 23:49:54

A spy doesn`t get much sympathy
Neither will there be empathy

callgirl1 Mon 16-Sep-19 23:29:51

So then we`ll get started on spying
But I can`t help gazing and sighing
My job won`t last long
My head will be gone
And on the base of the scaffold will be lying

A spy doesn`t get much sympathy

crazyH Mon 16-Sep-19 18:09:51

So then we'll get started on spying
But I can't help gazing and sighing
My job won't last long
My head will be gone

FarNorth Mon 16-Sep-19 17:30:45

So then we'll get started on spying
But I can't help gazing and sighing
My job won't last long

henetha Mon 16-Sep-19 09:40:53

So then we'll get started on spying
But I can't help gazing and sighing

FarNorth Mon 16-Sep-19 09:26:34

I hope he's the one off the telly
So together we'll stake out the deli
we'll share a salad
Sing a romantic ballad
And really give it some welly.

So then we'll get started on spying

Jangran99 Sun 15-Sep-19 23:33:08

I hope he's the one off the telly
So together we'll stake out the deli
we'll share a salad
Sing a romantic ballad

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 15-Sep-19 22:30:06

I hope he's the one off the telly
So together we'll stake out the deli
Together we'll share a salad

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 15-Sep-19 14:36:01

I hope he's the one off the telly
So together we'll stake out the deli

callgirl1 Sat 14-Sep-19 22:51:40

I feel a bit unsettled, I don`t know why,
I`ve a nice new job as a Russian spy
The Kremlin`s just called
A new case! I`m enthralled.
I now need a bodyguard, oh my!

I hope he`s the one off the telly

FarNorth Sat 14-Sep-19 17:03:34

I feel a bit unsettled, I don't know why,
I've a nice new job as a Russian spy
The Kremlin's just called
A new case! I'm enthralled.

crazyH Sat 14-Sep-19 16:38:26

I feel a bit unsettled, I don't know why,
I've a nice new job as a Russian spy
The Kremlin's just called

Grannycool52 Sat 14-Sep-19 15:47:45

I feel a bit unsettled, I don't know why,
I've a nice new job as a Russian spy

crazyH Sat 14-Sep-19 12:10:29

I was May Queen of our little town
I thought I was 'it' in my fabulous gown
I graciously waved
So genteel, 'I've arraived'
No one took notice- brought me one peg down

I feel a bit unsettled, I don't know why

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 14-Sep-19 11:09:32

I was May Queen of our little town
I thought I was 'it' in my fabulous gown
I graciously waved
So genteel, 'I've arraived'

FarNorth Sat 14-Sep-19 07:26:50

I was May Queen of our little town
I thought I was 'it' in my fabulous gown
I graciously waved

Jangran99 Sat 14-Sep-19 01:25:31

I was May Queen of our little town
I thought I was 'it' in my fabulous gown

crazyH Sat 14-Sep-19 00:21:02

To Romeo I`ve been compared,
With ladies much pleasure I`ve shared
The Juliets I`ve known
Seldom go home alone
I walk them back if I dared.

I was May Queen of our little town

callgirl1 Sat 14-Sep-19 00:12:56

To Romeo I`ve been compared,
With ladies much pleasure I`ve shared
The Juliets I`ve known
Seldom go home alone

crazyH Fri 13-Sep-19 23:58:01

To Romeo I`ve been compared,
With ladies much pleasure I've shared
The Juliets I've known

FarNorth Fri 13-Sep-19 23:48:48

To Romeo I`ve been compared,
With ladies much pleasure I've shared

callgirl1 Fri 13-Sep-19 23:41:26

Myself I`m not much of a dancer
In fact I`m a bit of a prancer,
I mince and I strut
What a figure I cut,
But I make a great romancer.

To Romeo I`ve been compared,

BradfordLass72 Fri 13-Sep-19 23:25:39

Myself I am not a great dancer
In fact I`m a bit of a prancer,
I mince and I strut
What a figure I cut