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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 19-Oct-19 15:50:59

We're off to do a big shop
Gone are the days I could do it till I drop
We need lots of coffee breaks
Too much caffeine will give me the shakes
Shopping done, I'm ready to flop.

2020 had better be a good year

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 19-Oct-19 15:39:59

We're off to do a big shop
Gone are the days I could do it till I drop
We need lots of coffee breaks
Too much caffeine will give me the shakes

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 19-Oct-19 15:26:24

We're off out to do a big shop
Gone are the days I could do it till I drop
We need lots of coffee breaks

crazyH Sat 19-Oct-19 15:10:01

We're off out to do a big shop
Gone are the days I could do it till I drop

Jangran99 Sat 19-Oct-19 14:07:21

lovebeigecardigans1955

I do wish showers could clean themselves
Where are the shower cleaning elves?
I think they're on strike
They went out for a hike
And at Christmas they’ll be sitting on shelves!

We’re off out to do a big shop

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 19-Oct-19 11:54:46

I do wish showers could clean themselves
Where are the shower cleaning elves?
I think they're on strike
They went out for a hike

henetha Sat 19-Oct-19 10:16:25

I do wish showers could clean themselves
Where are the shower- cleaning elves?
I think they're on strike

Jangran99 Sat 19-Oct-19 09:45:08

I do wish showers could clean themselves
Where are the shower- cleaning elves?

Juliet27 Sat 19-Oct-19 09:34:58

The birthday party was going well
When suddenly young Mike did yell
Carrying the cake, he slipped
Over Mrs Connie he tripped
And sadly into the icing he fell

I do wish showers could clean themselves

crazyH Sat 19-Oct-19 09:22:45

The birthday party was going well
When suddenly young Mike did yell
Carrying the cake, he slipped
Over Mrs Connie he tripped

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 19-Oct-19 01:12:13

The birthday party was going well
When suddenly young Mike did yell
Carrying the cake, he slipped

FarNorth Sat 19-Oct-19 01:09:51

The birthday party was going well
When suddenly young Mike did yell

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 19-Oct-19 00:22:13

My telly is my constant companion
Its better than going out on a run
Am waiting for Neighbours to begin
No one knows, The Chase is my secret sin
Great programme but not much fun

The birthday party was going well

crazyH Fri 18-Oct-19 16:34:00

My telly is my constant companion
Its better than going out on a run
Am waiting for Neighbours to begin
No one knows, The Chase is my secret sin

Oldandverygrey Fri 18-Oct-19 16:22:07

My telly is my constant companion
Its better than going out on a run
Am waiting for Neighbours to begin

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 18-Oct-19 16:11:20

My telly is my constant companion
It's better than going out on a run

crazyH Fri 18-Oct-19 13:02:51

Don’t feel like getting dressed
Not even in my Sunday best
So today I'll slob
Sprawl on the sofa and blob!
They say a 'slob' is as good as a rest.

My telly is my constant companion

Quesera Fri 18-Oct-19 11:45:46

Whoops!

Don’t feel like getting dressed
Not even in my Sunday best
So today I'll slob
Sprawl on the sofa and blob!

Quesera Fri 18-Oct-19 11:44:11

Sprawl on the sofa and blob!

henetha Fri 18-Oct-19 10:53:37

Don’t feel like getting dressed
Not even in my Sunday best
So today I'll slob

Juliet27 Fri 18-Oct-19 10:30:56

Don’t feel like getting dressed
Not even in my Sunday best

crazyH Fri 18-Oct-19 10:26:17

I'm so tired of relentless rain
It beats like a drum in my brain
But things could be worse
The snow is a curse
But it looks pretty, in the main.

Don't feel like getting dressed

Quesera Fri 18-Oct-19 10:06:20

I'm so tired of relentless rain
It beats like a drum in my brain
But things could be worse
The snow is a curse

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 18-Oct-19 09:42:49

I'm so tired of relentless rain
It beats like a drum in my brain
But things could be worse

Jangran99 Fri 18-Oct-19 08:36:22

I'm so tired of relentless rain
It beats like a drum in my brain

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