Limericks 10

We're off to do a big shop
Gone are the days I could do it till I drop
We need lots of coffee breaks
Too much caffeine will give me the shakes
Shopping done, I'm ready to flop.

2020 had better be a good year

We're off to do a big shop
Gone are the days I could do it till I drop
We need lots of coffee breaks
Too much caffeine will give me the shakes

We're off out to do a big shop
Gone are the days I could do it till I drop
We need lots of coffee breaks

We're off out to do a big shop
Gone are the days I could do it till I drop

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I do wish showers could clean themselves
Where are the shower cleaning elves?
I think they're on strike
They went out for a hike
And at Christmas they’ll be sitting on shelves!

We’re off out to do a big shop

I do wish showers could clean themselves
Where are the shower cleaning elves?
I think they're on strike
They went out for a hike

I do wish showers could clean themselves
Where are the shower- cleaning elves?
I think they're on strike

I do wish showers could clean themselves
Where are the shower- cleaning elves?

The birthday party was going well
When suddenly young Mike did yell
Carrying the cake, he slipped
Over Mrs Connie he tripped
And sadly into the icing he fell

I do wish showers could clean themselves

The birthday party was going well
When suddenly young Mike did yell
Carrying the cake, he slipped
Over Mrs Connie he tripped

The birthday party was going well
When suddenly young Mike did yell
Carrying the cake, he slipped

The birthday party was going well
When suddenly young Mike did yell

My telly is my constant companion
Its better than going out on a run
Am waiting for Neighbours to begin
No one knows, The Chase is my secret sin
Great programme but not much fun

The birthday party was going well

My telly is my constant companion
Its better than going out on a run
Am waiting for Neighbours to begin
No one knows, The Chase is my secret sin

My telly is my constant companion
Its better than going out on a run
Am waiting for Neighbours to begin

My telly is my constant companion
It's better than going out on a run

Don’t feel like getting dressed
Not even in my Sunday best
So today I'll slob
Sprawl on the sofa and blob!
They say a 'slob' is as good as a rest.

My telly is my constant companion

Whoops!

Don’t feel like getting dressed
Not even in my Sunday best
So today I'll slob
Sprawl on the sofa and blob!

Sprawl on the sofa and blob!

Don’t feel like getting dressed
Not even in my Sunday best
So today I'll slob

Don’t feel like getting dressed
Not even in my Sunday best

I'm so tired of relentless rain
It beats like a drum in my brain
But things could be worse
The snow is a curse
But it looks pretty, in the main.

Don't feel like getting dressed

I'm so tired of relentless rain
It beats like a drum in my brain
But things could be worse
The snow is a curse

I'm so tired of relentless rain
It beats like a drum in my brain
But things could be worse

I'm so tired of relentless rain
It beats like a drum in my brain