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Limericks 10

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:11:51

Writing limericks is such fun

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:15:28

Writing limericks is such fun
We must have written a ton

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:20:45

Writing limericks is such fun
We must have written a ton
Taxes the brain

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FarNorth Wed 21-Aug-19 09:57:13

Writing limericks is such fun
We must have written a ton
Taxes the brain
But we cannot refrain

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henetha Wed 21-Aug-19 11:45:01

Writing limericks is such fun
We must have written a ton
Taxes the brain
But we cannot refrain
From trying to find a line which will stun.

Which isn't easy, as we all know

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FarNorth Wed 21-Aug-19 12:59:00

Which isn't easy, as we all know
Trying to get it to rhyme and to flow

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 21-Aug-19 15:59:53

Which isn't easy, as we all know
Trying to get it to rhyme and to flow
We try to make them witty

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 21-Aug-19 16:09:34

Which isn't easy, as we all know
Trying to get it to rhyme and flow
We try to make them witty
To invent a witty ditty

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callgirl1 Wed 21-Aug-19 17:55:32

Which isn`t easy, as we all know
Trying to get it to rhyme and flow
We try to make them witty
To invent a witty ditty
But sometimes the words just don`t "go"

I fancy having chips for my tea

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 21-Aug-19 18:02:25

I fancy having chips for my tea
But all I can find is some brie

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FarNorth Wed 21-Aug-19 18:29:28

I fancy having chips for my tea
But all I can find is some brie
So out to the shop

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 18:49:21

I fancy having chips for my tea
But all I can find is some brie
So out to the shop
For tatties and pop

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crazyH Wed 21-Aug-19 18:56:28

I fancy having chips for my tea
But all I can find is some brie
So out to the shop
For tatties and pop
And after that, a dose of TV.

I laughed so much, my ribs are aching

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Grannycool52 Wed 21-Aug-19 19:14:38

I laughed so much, my ribs are aching
And here's me trying to do some baking

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Minniemoo Wed 21-Aug-19 19:22:03

I laughed so much, my ribs are aching
And here's me trying to do some baking
With flour in my hair

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crazyH Wed 21-Aug-19 19:22:30

I laughed so much, my ribs are aching
And here's me trying to do some baking
The pastry's gone on the floor

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 20:23:25

I laughed so much, my ribs are aching
And here's me trying to do some baking
With flour in my hair
I haven't a care

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FarNorth Wed 21-Aug-19 21:11:35

I laughed so much, my ribs are aching
And here's me trying to do some baking
With flour in my hair
I haven't a care
As my shoulders keep on with their quaking.

If I laugh lots, I know I'll live longer

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 21:37:39

If I laugh lots, I know I'll live longer
And my boyfriend is a joke monger

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BradfordLass72 Wed 21-Aug-19 22:23:46

If I laugh lots, I know I'll live longer
And my boyfriend is a joke monger
His hilarious japes

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 23:18:08

If I laugh lots, I know I'll live longer
And my boyfriend is a joke monger
His hilarious japes
Can get him in scrapes

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callgirl1 Wed 21-Aug-19 23:51:07

If I laugh lots, I know I`ll live longer
And my boyfriend is a joke monger
His hilarious japes
Can get him in scrapes
So we`re sending him off to Tonga

It would be nice to live on a small island

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crazyH Thu 22-Aug-19 00:00:24

It would be nice to live on a small island
With no rules and regs, and all is silent

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 22-Aug-19 09:35:45

It would be nice to live on a small island
With no rules and regs, and all is silent
With palm tress above

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