Limericks 10

My 93 year old brother has a shot every night
But he always misses as he has such poor sight!
It dribbles on his chest
Soaks through his vest
Surf can't get his whites white, what a plight.

In his youth he was a trendy beatnik

Ooops, laughed too much!
My 93 year old brother has a shot every night
But he always misses as he has such poor sight!
It dribbles on his chest
Soaks through his vest

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My 93 year old brother has a shot every night
But he always misses as he has such poor sight!
It dribbles on his chest

Jangran, I do have a 93yearold bro who really does ?

My 93 year old brother has a shot every night
But he always missed as he has such poor sight!
It dribbles on his chest

My 93 year old brother has a shot every night
But he always missed as he has such poor sight!

Who wants to be skinny anyway?
I can go on a diet any day,
I can't give up cake
Or wine, for goodness sake
I'm on your side, I say.

My 93 year old brother has a shot every night

Who wants to be skinny anyway?
I can go on a diet any day,
I can't give up cake
Or wine, for goodness sake

Who wants to be skinny anyway?
I can go on a diet any day,
I can't give up cake

Who wants to be skinny anyway?
I can go on a diet any day,

I'm heading all the way to Blobbyland
Cappuccino in my hand
Chocolate by my side
A jolly happy ride
I'm glad the slimming club said I was banned.

Who wants to be skinny anyway?

I'm heading all the way to Blobbyland
Cappuccino in my hand
Chocolate by my side
A jolly happy ride

I'm heading all the way to Blobbyland
Cappuccino in my hand
Chocolate by my side

I'm heading all the way to Blobbyland
Cappuccino in my hand

But no matter, I still enjoy life
Despite the many troubles and strife
I love daytime telly
As a cuppa rests on my belly
I dare not sneeze, not on my life.

I'm heading all the way to Blobbyland

Balance cake on my belly

But no matter, I still enjoy life
Despite the many troubles and strife
I love daytime telly
As a cuppa rests on my belly

But no matter, I still enjoy life
Despite the many troubles and strife
I love daytime telly

But no matter, I still enjoy life
Despite the many troubles and strife

Those days are gone when I turned heads
And was invited to random beds
My teeth were white,
I danced all night
Nowadays, it’s twice a day meds!

But no matter, I still enjoy life

Those days are gone when I turned heads
And was invited to random beds
My teeth were white,
I danced all night

Those days are gone when I turned heads
And was invited to random beds
My teeth were white

Those days are gone when I turned heads
And was invited to random beds

At my age it matters little
I`m old and my bones are all brittle
In my mind I still run
I was never a nun,
I'm longing for a wolf whistle .

Those days are gone when I turned heads

At my age it matters little
I`m old and my bones are all brittle
In my mind I still run
I was never a nun,

At my age it matters little
I'm old and my bones are all brittle
In my mind I still run