Limericks 10

There's plenty of fish in the sea, I thought
So there must be one for me from that lot
I know, I'll use a dating app
For ideas where to set my cap
But we ladies must wait I was taught.

But now times they have changed for the better

There's plenty of fish in the sea, I thought
So there must be one for me from that lot
I know. I'll use a dating app
For ideas where to set my cap

There's plenty of fish in the sea, I thought
So there must be one for me from that lot
I know. I'll use a dating app

There's plenty of fish in the sea, I thought
So there must be one for me from that lot

My waist tells me I must lose weight
And stop eating chocs by the crate
But I have a sweet tooth
And have since my youth
Thats why I couldn't get a date.

There's plenty of fish in the sea, I thought

My waist tells me I must lose weight
And stop eating chocs by the crate
But I have a sweet tooth
And have since my youth

My waist tells me I must lose weight.
And stop eating chocs by the crate
Resisting temptation

My waist tells me I must lose weight
And stop eating chocs by the crate
But I have a sweet tooth

My waist tells me I must lose weight
But I've been snacking all morning, since eight

My waist tells me I must loose weight.
And stop eating chocs by the crate

Today I'm going out to lunch
On fish and chips with mushy peas I'll munch
Then ice cream for pud
It all sounds so good
Now I'm pinching more than an inch!

My waist tells me I must loose weight.

Today I'm going out to lunch
On fish and chips with mushy peas I'll munch
Then ice cream for pud
It all sounds so good

Today I'm going out to lunch
On fish and chips with mushy peas I'll munch
Then ice cream for pud

Today I'm going out to lunch
On fish and chips with mushy peas I'll munch

I’m fed up with porridge for breakfast
I've eaten it so many years past
I've had it with salt
This morning it came to a halt
And I ate a boiled egg real fast.

Today I'm going out to lunch

I’m fed up with porridge for breakfast
I've eaten it so many years past
I've had it with salt
This morning it came to a halt

I'm fed up with porridge for breakfast
I've eaten it so many years past
I've had it with salt

I'm fed up with porridge for breakfast
I've eaten it so many years past

Tom had a fear of bananas
He stayed well clear of Hannah's
She ate one a day
Helped her work ,rest and play
So off he went to Diana's.

I'm fed up with porridge for breakfast

Tom had a fear of bananas
He stayed well clear of Hannah's
She ate one a day
Helped her work ,rest and play

Tom had a fear of bananas
He stayed well clear of Hannah's
She ate one a day

Tom had a fear of bananas
He stayed well clear of Hannah's

This is easier than going to town
And traipsing through cobbles and stone
Just a swipe and a browse
Means I've bought a new blouse!
And a very expensive ball gown.

Tom had a fear of bananas

This is easier than going to town
And traipsing through cobbles and stone
Just a swipe and a browse
Means I've bought a new blouse!

This is easier than going to town
And traipsing through cobbles and stone
Just a swipe and a browse