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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

Oldandverygrey Wed 18-Sept-19 16:24:22

Moving away from the subject of food
Kids? let me tell you about my brood
I have two girls and a boy

Grannycool52 Wed 18-Sept-19 13:20:23

Moving away from the subject of food,
Kids? Let me tell you about my brood

crazyH Wed 18-Sept-19 12:32:36

But maybe I shouldn't despair
I can make meals out of thin air
A tin of this and
A wave of my wand
It'll be a meal fit for Tony Blair.

Moving away rom the subject of food

BradfordLass72 Wed 18-Sept-19 12:02:09

But maybe I shouldn't despair
I can make meals out of thin air
A tin of this and
A wave of my wand

crazyH Wed 18-Sept-19 11:47:22

But maybe I shouldn't despair
I can make meals out of thin air
A tin of this and

henetha Wed 18-Sept-19 10:53:24

But maybe I shouldn't despair
I can make meals out of thin air

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 18-Sept-19 10:37:38

I've just sat down to watch Bake Off
My baking skills are truly a write-off
I've burnt every bun
That's it, I'm done
So cocktails instead I'll quaff.

But maybe I shouldn't despair

crazyH Tue 17-Sept-19 21:45:00

I've just sat down to watch Bakeoff
My baking skills are truly a write-off
I've burnt every bun
That's it, I'm done

Grannycool52 Tue 17-Sept-19 21:41:33

I've just sat down to watch Bakeoff
My baking skills are truly a write-off
I've burnt every bun

crazyH Tue 17-Sept-19 21:33:06

I've just sat down to watch Bakeoff
My baking skills are truly a write-off

Jangran99 Tue 17-Sept-19 20:05:40

I'd like to climb Kilimanjaro
May need to be wheeled in a barrow
With plenty of choc
I'd scale that big rock
Even if I'm chilled to the marrow!.

I've just say down to watch Bakeoff

Grannycool52 Tue 17-Sept-19 17:15:23

I'd like to climb Kilimanjaro
May need to be wheeled in a barrow
With plenty of choc
I'd scale that big rock

FarNorth Tue 17-Sept-19 16:56:34

I'd like to climb Kilimanjaro
May need to be wheeled in a barrow
With plenty of choc

crazyH Tue 17-Sept-19 11:31:39

I'd like to climb Kilimanjaro
May need to be wheeled in a barrow

henetha Tue 17-Sept-19 11:16:11

A daring young man from Gornal
Climbed up the peak of Mount Allen
With no safely rope
He had no hope,
But he lived to publish a journal.

I'd like to climb Kilimanjaro

crazyH Mon 16-Sept-19 14:48:58

A daring young man from Gornal
Climbed up the peak of Mount Allen
With no safely rope
He had no hope

henetha Mon 16-Sept-19 09:49:45

A daring young man from Gornal
Climbed up the peak of Mount Allen
With no safely rope

crazyH Sun 15-Sept-19 23:36:05

A daring young man from Gornal
Climbed up the peak of Mount Allen

Jangran99 Sun 15-Sept-19 23:28:22

A timid young man said "I`m nervous"
Tomorrow is our wedding service
I`ll promise to be true
And never make you blue
As witnessed by all who observe us

A daring young man from Gornal

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 15-Sept-19 22:26:33

A timid young man said "I`m nervous"
Tomorrow is our wedding service
I`ll promise to be true
And never make you blue

callgirl1 Sun 15-Sept-19 21:38:18

A timid young man said "I`m nervous"
Tomorrow is our wedding service
I`ll promise to be true

Jangran99 Sun 15-Sept-19 20:43:31

smile
Back to our limerick

A timid young man said "I'm nervous"
Tomorrow is our wedding service

Harris27 Sun 15-Sept-19 19:44:38

I like to move around the house
And squeak all day like a mouse
Find bits of cheese to nibble and chew
So happy days from me to you!

Jangran99 Sun 15-Sept-19 19:38:51

A timid young man said "I'm nervous"
Tomorrow is our wedding service

FarNorth Sun 15-Sept-19 18:27:06

My old man says he'll take up ballet
He's bought tights that are rather risque
The tutu he chose
So tight were the hose
I'm sure they are right up his alley.

A timid young man said "I'm nervous"

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