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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

WOODMOUSE49 Thu 17-Oct-19 02:09:22

In my dreams, I've danced with Nureyev
But in real life I’ve just danced with old Trev
I yearn for a twirl with Acosta
The man with the mosta
Perhaps I could do a Grande Jeté with the Rev

It's two in the morning and I can't sleep

Maybelle Thu 17-Oct-19 02:50:47

It's two in the morning and I can't sleep
And I'm fed up with counting darned sheep

Juliet27 Thu 17-Oct-19 03:10:59

It's two in the morning and I can't sleep
And I'm fed up with counting darned sheep
I’m wide awake too

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 17-Oct-19 09:47:56

It's two in the morning and I can't sleep
And I'm fed up with counting sheep
I'm wide awake too
Lack of sleep I shall rue

henetha Thu 17-Oct-19 11:24:41

It's two in the morning and I can't sleep
And I'm fed up with counting sheep
I'm wide awake too
Lack of sleep I shall rue
So I'll lay in a heap using bad language... bleep bleep.

Perhaps tomorrow I may feel brighter

crazyH Thu 17-Oct-19 13:02:54

Perhaps tomorrow I may feel brighter
'Specially if the scales show I'm lighter

Maybelle Thu 17-Oct-19 13:21:18

Perhaps tomorrow I may feel brighter
'Specially if the scales show I'm lighter
Missing buns and treats

crazyH Thu 17-Oct-19 13:24:06

Perhaps tomorrow I may feel brighter
'Specially if the scales show I'm lighter
Missing buns and treats
And chocolates and sweets

WOODMOUSE49 Thu 17-Oct-19 14:20:24

Perhaps tomorrow I may feel brighter
'Specially if the scales show I'm lighter
Missing buns and treats
And chocolates and sweets
Oh Dam! Trousers are much tighter.

Tom wished he could rule the world

crazyH Thu 17-Oct-19 15:04:30

Tom wished he could rule the world
Sceptre and crown ready, banner unfurled

Juliet27 Thu 17-Oct-19 16:34:32

Tom wished he could rule the world
Sceptre and crown ready, banner unfurled
But the world’s in a mess

crazyH Thu 17-Oct-19 16:37:33

Tom wished he could rule the world
Sceptre and crown ready, banner unfurled
But the world’s in a mess
Tom said, "that I will address"

Juliet27 Thu 17-Oct-19 17:10:53

Tom wished he could rule the world
Sceptre and crown ready, banner unfurled
But the world’s in a mess
Tom said, "that I will address"
Round his head his ideas whirled.

I made a mistake at work today

crazyH Thu 17-Oct-19 18:30:53

I made a mistake at work today
My boss decided to cut my pay

TATT Thu 17-Oct-19 21:04:00

I made a mistake at work today
My boss decided to cut my pay
About it I’m mad

Juliet27 Thu 17-Oct-19 21:14:07

I made a mistake at work today
My boss decided to cut my pay
About it I’m mad
As I wasn't that bad

BradfordLass72 Thu 17-Oct-19 22:44:52

I made a mistake at work today
My boss decided to cut my pay
About it I’m mad
As I wasn't that bad
All I did was hit him with a tray! sad

I admit it, the tray was quite heavy

Jangran99 Thu 17-Oct-19 23:03:03

I admit it, the tray was quite heavy
And for lunch I'd had quite a bevvy

Bellanonna Thu 17-Oct-19 23:06:47

I admit it, the tray was quite heavy
And for lunch I'd had quite a bevvy
OK, so I swore

Jangran99 Thu 17-Oct-19 23:10:42

I admit it, the tray was quite heavy
And for lunch I'd had quite a bevvy
OK, so I swore
Does that merit the door?

Bellanonna Thu 17-Oct-19 23:21:07

I admit it, the tray was quite heavy
And for lunch I'd had quite a bevvy
OK, so I swore
Does that merit the door?
“Yes, it certainly does, now”, said he.

But I didn’t get fired right away

Jangran99 Thu 17-Oct-19 23:51:17

But I didn’t get fired right away
It seems he had lots more to say

MissAdventure Thu 17-Oct-19 23:56:20

But I didn’t get fired right away
It seems he had lots more to say
My poor ears were red

crazyH Fri 18-Oct-19 00:12:23

But I didn’t get fired right away
It seems he had lots more to say
My poor ears were red
Confronted him about what was said

Juliet27 Fri 18-Oct-19 08:30:16

Crazy - I hope you won't mind me having altered your line slightly.

But I didn’t get fired right away
It seems he had lots more to say
My poor ears were red
We discussed what was said
In my job I can now happily stay

I'm so tired of relentless rain

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