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Limericks 10

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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Grannycool52 Mon 09-Sept-19 22:43:58

The skies are clouding over
But I still have to go out to walk Rover
I'll put on my mac

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callgirl1 Mon 09-Sept-19 21:32:35

The skies are clouding over
But I still have to go out to walk Rover

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crazyH Mon 09-Sept-19 17:15:16

Let's get our coats and brollies out
Careful where you point it, don't be a lout
If a gale is blowing
It will leave your cheeks glowing
And give you a trout pout.

The skies are clouding over

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Oldandverygrey Mon 09-Sept-19 16:23:37

Let's get our coats and brollies out
Careful where you point it, don't be a lout
If a gale is blowing
It will leave your cheeks glowing

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Jangran99 Mon 09-Sept-19 15:34:41

Let's get our coats and brollies out
Careful where you point it, don't be a lout
If a gale is blowing

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 09-Sept-19 13:13:11

Let's get our coats and brollies out
Careful where you point it, don't be a lout

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crazyH Mon 09-Sept-19 10:48:09

Oh, Smurf I do wish you would post
What I would wish for the most
Is that you give us the next line
That would be fine
We have posters from coast to coast.

Let's get our coats and brollies out

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Jangran99 Mon 09-Sept-19 10:26:48

Oh, Smurf I do wish you would post
What I would wish for the most
Is that you give us the next line
That would be fine

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 09-Sept-19 09:48:01

Oh, Smurf I do wish you would post
What I would wish for the most
Is that you give us the next line

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Jangran99 Mon 09-Sept-19 08:01:06

Oh, Smurf I do wish you would post
What I would wish for the most

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BradfordLass72 Mon 09-Sept-19 07:16:11

I`m now part of the grey brigade
And shopping for the latest aid
To help preserve my lustrous locks
Time to get the bottle out of the box
I'm determined I never will fade!

Oh, Smurf I do wish you would post

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 08-Sept-19 23:42:30

I`m now part of the grey brigade
And shopping for the latest aid
To help preserve my lustrous locks
Time to get the bottle out of the box

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callgirl1 Sun 08-Sept-19 23:33:51

I`m now part of the grey brigade
And shopping for the latest aid
To help preserve my lustrous locks

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 08-Sept-19 23:23:39

I'm now part of the grey brigade
And shopping for the latest aid

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Smurf44 Sun 08-Sept-19 23:13:12

Sorry! The above was meant to be on page 1! To follow the “palm trees above”. I’ve not seen this page before and will stick to reading, not rhyming in future! ?

Tried to delete my line, but failed! Sorry again. ?

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Smurf44 Sun 08-Sept-19 23:04:30

Plus two larks and a dove

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crazyH Sun 08-Sept-19 22:55:17

I often went dancing in my teens
Woe betide anyone who went in their jeans
It was dresses and heels
For those wild eightsome reels
Sadly, I'm now one of those has-beens.

I'm now part of the grey brigade

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Jangran99 Sun 08-Sept-19 22:40:37

I often went dancing in my teens
Woe betide anyone who went in their jeans
It was dresses and heels
For those wild eightsome reels

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henetha Sun 08-Sept-19 12:15:04

I often went dancing in my teens
Woebetide anyone who went in their jeans
It was dresses and heels

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crazyH Sun 08-Sept-19 11:37:03

I often went dancing in my teens
Woebetide anyone who went in their jeans

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 08-Sept-19 10:26:48

What kind of music to play
Don't mind, as long as it's gay
Something jolly, like jazz?
Just something with pizazz
With a beat to which we can sway.

I often went dancing in my teens

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crazyH Sun 08-Sept-19 09:17:33

What kind of music to play
Don't mind, as long as its gay
Something jolly, like jazz?
Just something with pizzaz

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BradfordLass72 Sun 08-Sept-19 03:22:27

What kind of music to play
Don't mind, as long as its gay
Something jolly, like jazz?

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crazyH Sun 08-Sept-19 00:05:57

What kind of music to play
Don't mind, as long as its gay

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callgirl1 Sat 07-Sept-19 23:39:42

So he thought he would stick to dry land
Start a business where there was a demand
A "chippie" maybe?
Or estate agency?
Or maybe start up a dance band.

What kind of music to play?

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