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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

Oldandverygrey Mon 26-Aug-19 18:06:26

But the chemist have run out of cream
It stings so bad I could scream
An ice pack, quick
I do feel sick
But don't worry it was only a dream

callgirl1 Mon 26-Aug-19 18:02:12

But the chemist have run out of cream,
It stings so badI coulsd scream
A n ice pack, quick
I do feel sick

WOODMOUSE49 Mon 26-Aug-19 10:16:58

But the chemists have run out of cream,
It stings so bad I could scream
An ice pack, quick

henetha Mon 26-Aug-19 10:09:03

Sorry,
But the chemists have run out of cream,
It stings so bad I could scream

henetha Mon 26-Aug-19 10:08:06

But the chemists have run out of cream
It's stings so bad I could scream

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 26-Aug-19 10:05:10

I hope I sleep through the night
In summer the mosquitoes bite!
It stings like hell
Need cooling gel
Lots of itchy bites are my plight.

But the chemists have run out of cream

Jangran99 Mon 26-Aug-19 08:35:41

I hope I sleep through the night
In summer the mosquitoes bite!
It stings like hell
Need cooling gel

crazyH Mon 26-Aug-19 01:17:19

I hope I sleep through the night
In summer the mosquitoes bite!
It stings like hell

BradfordLass72 Mon 26-Aug-19 01:05:20

I hope I sleep through the night
In summer the mosquitoes bite!

WOODMOUSE49 Mon 26-Aug-19 00:23:59

It`s been so very warm today
I need a cool drink without delay
Put in lots of ice
A lot more, that`s nice
I'm so glad this hasn't been a workday.

I hope I sleep through the night.

callgirl1 Sun 25-Aug-19 23:44:32

It`s been so very warm today
I need a cool drink without delay
Put in lots of ice
A lot more, that`s nice

FarNorth Sun 25-Aug-19 23:07:03

It`s been so very warm today
I need a cool drink without delay
Put in lots of ice

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 25-Aug-19 22:15:51

It`s been so very warm today
I need a cool drink without delay

callgirl1 Sun 25-Aug-19 21:00:11

Where will this horse take me I wondered
As quickly down the road he thundered
To the Appleby horse show we`re going.
Where he`s hoping to do some showing,
With maybe a rosette (or a hundred)

It`s been so very warm today

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 25-Aug-19 20:01:36

Where will this horse take me I wondered
As quickly down the road he thundered
To the Appleby horse show we're going,
Where he's hoping to do some showing

callgirl1 Sun 25-Aug-19 19:40:12

Where will this horse take me I wondered
As quickly down the road he thundered
To the Appleby horse show we`re going,

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 25-Aug-19 18:11:11

Where will this horse take me I wondered
As quickly down the road he thundered

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 25-Aug-19 17:58:20

A beautiful black horse came galloping by
But stopped and looked me in the eye.
Follow me, he neighed
I quickly obeyed
I jumped on his back and he in the sky

Where will this horse take me I wondered

FarNorth Sun 25-Aug-19 11:46:32

A beautiful black horse came galloping by
But stopped and looked me in the eye.
Follow me, he neighed
I quickly obeyed

henetha Sun 25-Aug-19 11:41:53

A beautiful black horse came galloping by
But stopped and looked me in the eye.
Follow me, he neighed

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 25-Aug-19 11:35:05

Missed out with Florence.

crazyH's line

A beautiful black horse came galloping by
But stopped and looked me in the eye

WOODMOUSE49 Sun 25-Aug-19 11:32:22

"Time for bed," said Zebedee
Climb the steps - one, two, three
My legs are aching
My body's a shaking
"I'm coming too" said Florence with glee

A little mouse crept into the room

crazyH Sun 25-Aug-19 11:31:13

"Time for bed," said Zebedee
Climb the steps - one, two, three
My legs are aching
My body's a shaking
Glad I'm not climbing a tree.

A beautiful black horse came galloping by

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 25-Aug-19 10:08:45

"Time for bed," said Zebedee
Climb the steps - one, two, three
My legs are aching
My body's a shaking

crazyH Sun 25-Aug-19 09:29:55

"Time for bed" said Zebedee
Climb the steps - one, two, three
My legs are aching

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