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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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Jangran99 Tue 29-Oct-19 16:30:16

There was a young man whose feet
Were so small and exceedingly neat
No shoes would fit
So his Mum would knit

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henetha Tue 29-Oct-19 10:23:35

There was a young man whose feet
Were so small and exceedingly neat
No shoes would fit

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 29-Oct-19 10:12:02

There was a young man whose feet
Were so small and exceedingly neat

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 29-Oct-19 09:06:09

The shops are full of blood and gore
It`s Halloween so everyone wants more
Screaming and shrieking
graveyard humour unabating
Glad when costumes are back in the drawer

There was a young man whose feet

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crazyH Tue 29-Oct-19 00:15:25

The ghouls are out callgirl ??

The shops are full of blood and gore
It`s Halloween so everyone wants more
Screaming and shrieking
graveyard humour unabating

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callgirl1 Tue 29-Oct-19 00:00:52

The shops are full of blood and gore
It`s Halloween so everyone wants more
Screaming and shrieking graveyard humour,

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callgirl1 Mon 28-Oct-19 23:58:47

Don`t know how that happened, I posted it this afternoon!

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 28-Oct-19 22:59:54

The shops are full of blood and gore
It's Halloween so everyone want more

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callgirl1 Mon 28-Oct-19 21:09:19

It`s a great day to swim in the sea
Blue skies, blue skin and all free!
It`s making me shiver
`Cos I saw an eel slither
I don`t want his slime over me!

I`m told I should go with the flow

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crazyH Mon 28-Oct-19 20:51:31

Sorry

The shops are full of blood and gore

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crazyH Mon 28-Oct-19 20:50:29

I soon sent him on his way
After hitting him with a tray
The clang woke my mother
And her significant other
It ended up in a noisy affray

The shops are full of gore and blood

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Juliet27 Mon 28-Oct-19 19:31:27

I soon sent him on his way
After hitting him with a tray
The clang woke my mother
And her significant other

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crazyH Mon 28-Oct-19 18:19:13

I soon sent him on his way
After hitting him with a tray
The clang woke my mother

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 28-Oct-19 16:42:46

I soon sent him on his way
After hitting him with a tray

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Oldandverygrey Mon 28-Oct-19 16:03:22

I heard a little squeak last night
I reached out to switch on the light
And lo and behold
Quivering in the cold
Was my Ex, boy did I get a fright!

I soon sent him on his way

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crazyH Mon 28-Oct-19 15:12:39

I hesard a little squeak last night
I reached out to switch on the light
And lo and behold
Quivering in the cold

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Oldandverygrey Mon 28-Oct-19 15:00:20

I hesard a little squeak last night
I reached out to switch on the light
And lo and behold

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 28-Oct-19 14:58:25

I heard a little squeak last night
I reached out to switch on the light

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crazyH Mon 28-Oct-19 11:37:17

Where’s my cozzie, I hope it still fits?
I really hope it still covers all bits!
The mirror won’t lie
I see dimpled thigh
Perhaps I won't swim, I'll just sit.

I heard a little squeak last night

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Quesera Mon 28-Oct-19 11:18:04

Now I’m confused ? but going by times ...

Where’s my cozzie, I hope it still fits?
I really hope it still covers all bits!
The mirror won’t lie
I see dimpled thigh

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crazyH Mon 28-Oct-19 10:39:24

Oh dear - not my day- crossed posts again

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crazyH Mon 28-Oct-19 10:38:17

Bella ?
Where’s my cozzie, I hope it still fits?
I really hope it still covers all bits!
I've got blubber in places

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TATT Mon 28-Oct-19 10:37:46

Where’s my cozzie, I hope it still fits?
I really hope it still covers all bits!
The mirror won’t lie

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Juliet27 Mon 28-Oct-19 10:22:55

Where’s my cozzie, I hope it still fits?
I really hope it still covers all bits!

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Bellanonna Mon 28-Oct-19 10:19:00

It's a great day to swim in the sea
Blue skies, blue skin and all free!
It's making me shiver
'Cos I saw an eel slither
I could swear he was laughing at me

You got left out CrazyH so let’s go with yours (adapted to scan)

Where’s my cozzie, I hope it still fits?

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