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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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Oldandverygrey Mon 26-Aug-19 18:07:02

I bumped into Joe the other day

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crazyH Mon 26-Aug-19 18:16:25

But the chemists have run out of cream,
It stings so bad I could scream
An ice pack, quick
I do feel sick
I so long to sleep and dream.

My aches and pains seem to grow by the day

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Jangran99 Mon 26-Aug-19 18:56:27

FromOldand...........grey

I bumped into Joe the other day
He looked so old and very grey

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 26-Aug-19 19:32:26

It would be nice to live on a small island
With no rules and regs, and all is silent
With palm trees above
Growing food I love

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 26-Aug-19 19:34:07

Sorry - got onto the wrong page. `Here I go again.

I bumped into Joe the other day
He looked so old and very grey
Walking with frame

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FarNorth Mon 26-Aug-19 19:48:19

I bumped into Joe the other day
He looked so old and very grey
Walking with frame
And a smart looking dame

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 26-Aug-19 19:56:41

I bumped into Joe the other day
He looked so old and very grey
Walking with frame
And a smart looking dame
He said, "Sorry, must rush. Can't delay."

I followed the two of them down the street

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callgirl1 Mon 26-Aug-19 21:32:12

I followed the two of them down the street
And who do you think they happened to meet?

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 26-Aug-19 22:04:41

I followed the two of them down the street
And who do you think they happened to meet?
It was Tom, Dick and Harry

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Jangran99 Mon 26-Aug-19 22:36:40

I followed the two of them down the street
And who do you think they happened to meet?
It was Tom, Dick and Harry
With Ann, Jo and Carrie

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 26-Aug-19 22:50:43

I followed the two of them down the street
And who do you think they happened to meet?
It was Tom, Dick and Harry
With Ann, Jo and Carrie
The spotted me, so I beat a hasty retreat

They all chased me round the corner

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crazyH Mon 26-Aug-19 23:57:23

They all chased me round the corner
I ran and entered the nearest sauna

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 27-Aug-19 08:38:34

They all chased me round the corner
I ran and entered the nearest sauna
It was all hot and steamy

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 27-Aug-19 08:53:44

They all chased me round the corner
I ran and entered the nearest sauna
It was all hot and steamy
Which made me feel sleepy

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henetha Tue 27-Aug-19 11:16:13

They all chased me round the corner
I ran and entered the nearest sauna
It was all hot and steamy
Which made me feel sleepy
So I then went to live in California.

I mingle with film stars every day

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 27-Aug-19 13:25:58

I mingle with film stars every day
Wondering if one will look my way

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Jangran99 Tue 27-Aug-19 14:11:37

I mingle with film stars every day
Wondering if one will look my way
But they are just folks

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 27-Aug-19 14:49:24

I mingle with film stars every day
Wondering if one will look my way
But they are just folks
Who have high hopes

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Grannycool52 Tue 27-Aug-19 17:35:05

I mingle with film stars every day
Wondering if one will look my way
But they are just folks
Who have high hopes
Of having their very own heyday.

I'd love a good part in a movie

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crazyH Tue 27-Aug-19 17:42:06

I'd love a good part in a movie
At my age, it won't be anything groovy

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 27-Aug-19 17:54:05

I'd love a good part in a movie
At my age, it won't be anything groovy
Perhaps a baddie

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crazyH Tue 27-Aug-19 18:32:50

I'd love a good part in a movie
At my age, it won't be anything groovy
Perhaps a baddie
Or a golfer's caddie

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 27-Aug-19 21:00:07

I'd love a good part in a movie
At my age, it won't be anything groovy
Perhaps a baddie
Or a golfer's caddie
Decision made, I'll be a floozie.

There was a careless boy from Leeds

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FarNorth Tue 27-Aug-19 22:18:57

There was a careless boy from Leeds
Who had no thoughts, just deeds

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crazyH Tue 27-Aug-19 22:38:49

There was a careless boy from Leeds
Who had no thoughts, just deeds
He scaled the tower

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