Limericks 10

The wind is a-howling and moaning
Arctic chill and I feel like a-groaning
So winter is upon us

The wind is a-howling and moaning
Arctic chill and I feel like a-groaning

There`s some very strange people around
Making a very peculiar sound,
Could it be that they're howling?
And some that are scowling
Completely Non-U, I'll be bound

The wind is a-howling and moaning

There`s some very strange people around
Making a very peculiar sound,
Could it be that they're howling?
And some that are scowling

There`s some very strange people around
Making a very peculiar sound,
Could it be that they're howling?

There`s some very strange people around
Making a very peculiar sound,

Uncle Fred was a famous stunt rider
His bike was the Never-Collider
'til one fateful day
A pig got in the way
Now the bike's turned into a glider!

There's some very strange people around

Uncle Fred was a famous stunt rider
His bike was the Never-Collider
'til one fateful day
A pig got in the way
So, for dinner, it was pork in cider

I bought a massive pumpkin today

Uncle Fred was a famous stunt rider
His bike was the Never-Collider
'til one fateful day
A pig got in the way

Uncle Fred was a famous stunt rider
His bike was the Never-Collider
'til one fateful day

Uncle Fred was a famous stunt rider
His bike was the Never-Collider

What silly things we did in those days
In love and walking around in a daze
It's good while it lasts
Such a warm glow it casts
But so often it's only a phase

Uncle Fred was a famous stunt rider

What silly things we did in those days
In love and walking around in a daze
It's good while it lasts
Such a warm glow it casts

What silly things we did those days
In love and walking around in a daze.
It's good while it lasts

What silly things we did those days
In love and walking around in a daze

There once was a mighty oak tree
A huge giant of a tree beside me
I carved in the bark
In letters stark
My lover's name, for all to see.

What silly things we did those days
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There once was a mighty oak tree
A huge giant of a tree beside me
I carved in the bark
In letters stark
That in love are Tony and me

I find crime thrillers very confusing

There once was a mighty oak tree
A huge giant of a tree beside me
I carved in the bark
In letters stark

SORRY - made errors sorry, sorry....

There once was a mighty oak tree
A huge giant of a tree beside me
But it's England's great symbol

There once was a mighty oak tree
A huge giant of a tree beside me
But it's England great suymbol

There once was a mighty oak tree
A huge giant of a tree beside me
I carved in the bark

There once was a mighty oak tree
A huge giant of a tree beside me

What a difference a sunny day makes
I`m going out for as long as it takes
Kicking leaves in the wood
Oh Look! there`s Robin Hood
Over there with Marian in the stable.

There once was a mighty oak tree

What a difference a sunny day makes
I'm going out for as long as it takes
Kicking leaves in the wood
Oh Look! there's Robin Hood

What a difference a sunny day makes
I'm going out for as long as it takes
Kicking leaves in the wood