Guess the fib

lemongrove

I don't think you have two Cairn terriers.

This is a bit like Mornington Crescent on radio 4. I never understood that game either!

Laughing out loud at this thread ?

Miss Adventure.
Wrong - I did have a crossword book published.
Sorry, I didn't understand the rules. I was supposed to guess the last one before I did mine wasn't I?

Wow! That's brilliant!

I don't think the rules matter too much at this juncture.

Its all gone rather wrong, but its good to find out bits and bobs about people, and its fun thinking up lies.

I was part of a Flash Mob
I am a cordon bleu cook
I speak some Swahili, Russian, Chinese, Viet-namese, French, Urdu, Hindi, Korean Kurdish and Maori.

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Hmmmmm.
You are not a cordon bleu cook BradfordL !

Bathsheba You have never collected porcelain pigs!

I think you're exaggerating about the languages.

BradfordLass

I think the language part is true.
I think you were in a flash mob
I don't think that you're a cordon bleu cook

Chewbacca your thought processes match mine exactly about BradfordLass!

Lemon you're also wrong, I'm afraid, Many years ago I had quite a collection of little piggies, and then suddenly I just looked at them and thought "how ridiculous, why the heck have I got all these dust collectors?" So off they went

I was born in a country far away
My father was a high court judge
I am a soloist in a church choir

Hmmm... easybee

Based on nothing at all, I'm going to say your father wasn't a high court judge. (Apologies if he was!)

Bradfordlass
I think you're not a cordon bleu cook.

I think what Miss A thinks ( and I thought it first!)?

We'll MissAdventure and Lemongrove, my father was a high court judge, from a country far away, but I'm not a soloist in a church choir?

Well, not we'll

Damn!?

First prize for those who said I'm not a cordon bleu cook.
I'm a good plain cook with a few fancy dishes when moved to produce them - maybe a cordon ever-so-slightly-pink cook?



I am telling the truth about the languages although I am certainly not fluent , or anywhere near, in any but English and Maori.

Flash Mob was such fun - loved it.

So who's next in the Pinocchio game?

It’sBathsheba .....I think.

Can I have a go:

I have driven a coach
I have been married 3 times
I have a world record

DanniRae- you have not been married 3 times - I think the other 2 are connected -

crazyH - correct, I have not been married three times.
I was on a coach trip and chatted up the coach driver to let me drive around the coach park.......years ago.
Last year I took part in an attempt on a world record for colouring in an enormous picture (to be put on the wall of our passenger tunnel at our local station). We succeeded in breaking the record!!

I have a new bike
I have 2 children
I dislike mussels