Guess the fib

I think you're exaggerating about the languages.

Bathsheba You have never collected porcelain pigs!

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Hmmmmm.
You are not a cordon bleu cook BradfordL !

I was part of a Flash Mob
I am a cordon bleu cook
I speak some Swahili, Russian, Chinese, Viet-namese, French, Urdu, Hindi, Korean Kurdish and Maori.

Wow! That's brilliant!

I don't think the rules matter too much at this juncture.

Its all gone rather wrong, but its good to find out bits and bobs about people, and its fun thinking up lies.

Miss Adventure.
Wrong - I did have a crossword book published.
Sorry, I didn't understand the rules. I was supposed to guess the last one before I did mine wasn't I?

Laughing out loud at this thread ?

This is a bit like Mornington Crescent on radio 4. I never understood that game either!

lemongrove

I don't think you have two Cairn terriers.

littleAnnie

I think the crossword puzzle book is your fib, but I must say, yours are all really good.

Well, I'd better leave it to someone else to winkle out your untruth, Bathsheba.

Wrong MissA, sorry

Bathsheba I think your moving 18 times is the fib.

'ang on a mo! You're supposed to guess the last one before posting your own one Littleannie

Ooh, all the fibbers are coming out of the woodwork now!

I have danced with Wayne Sleep
I have had a book of crossword puzzles published
I have walked from Land's End to John O 'Groats

MissA ? ? ?

Could you explain it to me if you do get the hang of it, Bradfordlass?
I haven't a clue!

OK then, here goes:

I have never flown in an aircraft
I used to collect porcelain pigs
I have moved house 18 times in my life.

I'll just observe if I may, until I get the hang of it....

Yes, I think so.
That seems the best plan.

This promises to be a great thread.?

Oh heavens! Is it my turn now then?

Oh gawd.
Bathsheba is right.
I don't have webbed toes!