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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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crazyH Sun 03-Nov-19 23:07:14

I should sit at home playing dominoes
But what shall I do with my dripping nose?

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Bellanonna Sun 03-Nov-19 23:18:20

I should sit at home playing dominoes
But what shall I do with my dripping nose?
Use a hankie of course

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crazyH Sun 03-Nov-19 23:24:08

I should sit at home playing dominoes
But what shall I do with my dripping nose?
Use a hankie of course
And one or two 'blows'

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Quesera Mon 04-Nov-19 08:35:58

I should sit at home playing dominoes
But what shall I do with my dripping nose?
Use a hankie of course
And one or two 'blows'
Will make things better I suppose.

So maybe I’ll get to church this week?

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crazyH Mon 04-Nov-19 09:02:27

So maybe I’ll get to church this week?
I need to go, some peace to seek

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FarNorth Mon 04-Nov-19 10:16:56

So maybe I’ll get to church this week?
I need to go, some peace to seek
No more life so wild

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 04-Nov-19 11:09:03

So maybe I'll get to church this week
I need to go, some peace to seek
No more life so wild
I was born to be mild

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Juliet27 Mon 04-Nov-19 11:55:59

So maybe I'll get to church this week
I need to go, some peace to seek
No more life so wild
I was born to be mild
And at last I'm sober, so to speak!

A restaurant owner from Crawley

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Jangran99 Mon 04-Nov-19 12:58:51

A restaurant owner from Crawley
Was wheeling desserts on a trolley

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crazyH Mon 04-Nov-19 13:22:58

A restaurant owner from Crawley
Was wheeling desserts on a trolley
Meringues galore

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Juliet27 Mon 04-Nov-19 15:49:29

A restaurant owner from Crawley
Was wheeling desserts on a trolley
Meringues galore
And petit fours

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crazyH Mon 04-Nov-19 16:00:00

A restaurant owner from Crawley
Was wheeling desserts on a trolley
Meringues galore
And petit fours
Next day, we knew it was a folly.

Stomachs aching, heads pounding

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Jangran99 Mon 04-Nov-19 16:24:01

Stomachs aching, heads pounding
Oh how loud that alarm’s sounding

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crazyH Mon 04-Nov-19 19:34:04

Stomachs aching, heads pounding
Oh how loud that alarm’s sounding
Got to 'go'

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Juliet27 Mon 04-Nov-19 21:19:01

Stomachs aching, heads pounding
Oh how loud that alarm’s sounding
Got to 'go'
Before I blow

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crazyH Tue 05-Nov-19 10:37:30

Stomachs aching, heads pounding
Oh how loud that alarm’s sounding
Got to 'go'
Before I blow
Lots of Domestos to pour.

The sun is out in all its glory

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 05-Nov-19 11:08:13

The sun is out in all its glory
All this rain's been purgatory

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Juliet27 Tue 05-Nov-19 17:09:59

The sun is out in all its glory
All this rain's been purgatory
But will it last?

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crazyH Tue 05-Nov-19 17:13:19

The sun is out in all its glory
All this rain's been purgatory
But will it last?
Let's have a blast

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Nov-19 19:54:54

The sun is out in all its glory
All this rain's been purgatory
But will it last?
Let's have a blast
Before snow tells another story

I'm thinking of buying a goat

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Oopsminty Tue 05-Nov-19 19:56:07

I'm thinking of buying a goat
It will be a nice friend for my stoat

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FarNorth Tue 05-Nov-19 20:52:14

I'm thinking of buying a goat
It will be a nice friend for my stoat
Close buddies they'll be

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Quesera Tue 05-Nov-19 21:14:43

I'm thinking of buying a goat
It will be a nice friend for my stoat
Close buddies they'll be
Dozing under a tree

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crazyH Tue 05-Nov-19 21:15:01

I'm thinking of buying a goat
It will be a nice friend for my stoat
Close buddies they'll be
They'll take a walk by the sea

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Juliet27 Tue 05-Nov-19 21:59:39

I'm thinking of buying a goat
It will be a nice friend for my stoat
Close buddies they'll be
Dozing under a tree
Whilst on each other they dote.

here's a test of pronunciation

An angry young lady from Trottiscliffe

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