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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

crazyH Wed 05-Feb-20 20:50:34

Can't wait for the next burst of sunshine,
Have you got your bikini? I've got mine
"You first, I dare you,"
Hope I don’t scare you
Come on , let's just get in line.

What a daring attempt that was

Jangran99 Wed 05-Feb-20 22:03:46

What a daring attempt that was
I didn’t join in because

Gemini17892 Wed 05-Feb-20 23:14:35

What a daring attempt that was
I didn’t join in because
My tum is too fat

crazyH Wed 05-Feb-20 23:30:18

What a daring attempt that was
I didn’t join in because
My tum is too fat
My bum is 'plus vat'

WOODMOUSE49 Wed 05-Feb-20 23:47:43

What a daring attempt that was
I didn’t join in because
My tum is too fat
My bum is 'plus vat'
And I'm struggling through the menopause

Polly from Purfleet was poorly

crazyH Wed 05-Feb-20 23:55:07

Polly from Purfleet was poorly
She went to see Dr Dilholly

Gemini17892 Wed 05-Feb-20 23:57:50

Polly from Purfleet was poorly
She went to see Dr Dilholly
He gave her a pill

Jangran99 Wed 05-Feb-20 23:59:36

Polly from Purfleet was poorly
She went to see Dr Dilhoolly
He said popping pills

crazyH Thu 06-Feb-20 00:00:50

Polly from Purfleet was poorly
She went to see Dr Dilhoolly
He said popping pills
Won't cure all your ills

Juliet27 Thu 06-Feb-20 04:04:04

Polly from Purfleet was poorly
She went to see Dr Dilhoolly
He said popping pills
Won't cure all your ills
But it keeps me in work securely

So Polly decided he was a Quack

Billybob4491 Thu 06-Feb-20 07:10:12

So Polly decided he was a Quack
And was very tempted to give him a smack

crazyH Thu 06-Feb-20 08:17:52

So Polly decided he was a Quack
And was very tempted to give him a smack
She raised her hand

Jangran99 Thu 06-Feb-20 08:24:03

So Polly decided he was a Quack
And was very tempted to give him a smack
She raised her hand
Now that's been banned

henetha Thu 06-Feb-20 10:44:13

So Polly decided he was a Quack
And was very tempted to give him a smack
She raised her hand
Now that's been banned
She tripped him up, flat on his back.

While he was down there she shouted

Jangran99 Thu 06-Feb-20 13:18:40

While he was down there she shouted
At last the black guard’s been routed

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 06-Feb-20 15:07:40

While he was down there she shouted
At last the blackguard's been routed
And while I'm at it

Juliet27 Thu 06-Feb-20 18:47:23

While he was down there she shouted
At last the blackguard's been routed
And while I'm at it
You’ve run quite a racket

callgirl1 Fri 07-Feb-20 00:04:23

While he was down there she shouted
At last the blackguards been routed
And while I`m at it
You`ve run quite a racket
And your guilt I never have doubted.

He wen t before the medical counsel

Juliet27 Fri 07-Feb-20 09:18:12

He went before the medical counsel
Who judged he should renounce all

henetha Fri 07-Feb-20 10:09:46

He went before the medical counsel
Who judged he should renounce all
He's now a road sweeper

Juliet27 Fri 07-Feb-20 11:44:17

He went before the medical counsel
Who judged he should renounce all
He's now a road sweeper
Of his sowings he’s a reaper

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 07-Feb-20 13:23:31

He went before the medical council
Who judged he should renounce all
He's now a road sweeper
Of his sowings he's a reaper
His shame has made him antisocial.

This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow

crazyH Fri 07-Feb-20 15:58:49

This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow

Grannycool52 Sat 08-Feb-20 18:10:26

This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrel
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out for discarded treasures

Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 20:59:58

This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep limerick shape)

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